[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago

I wonder how our immortal friend's suffering will go once the Earth has been swallowed by the Sun

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago

No lollygagging, only ice lollying

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 21 hours ago

Well, she is some 640-760 times thiccer than the Sun

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

Adding more context to what phcorcoran said, AWS was something that actually had an "end goal". A new company offering cloud servers where you can host your stuff to be reached by the internet at large, which was already a proven necessity even back in 2003.

AI is still trying to sell itself as something useful. Not only that, the fixed monthly cost makes zero sense, because tokens have an actual monetary value - there is a cost in processing, cooling, network, etc, which can be attached to it. You'd need an army of low-usage users to pay for the power users^[you know those f2p games where the players who use their credit cards are above all others? The free players' value is in being the punching bag of the paying players. Now imagine the reverse: you need to recruit 20 paying players, who are ok to take a beating, to keep one unprofitable whale in the game. It makes no business sense, but it's exactly what's going on at the moment with their monthly rates. It's no wonder every other week, AI users are reaching their monthly limit faster and faster] to have it make any sense. The alternative is actually charging per token, like pay 10 dollars and get 1k tokens or whatever.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago

But I think it’s more likely they’ll just switch to free, self-hosted AI models.

Implying anyone left there will even have the know-how to set one up

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

The sociopaths want everyone isolated, that's better for control and their business

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago

I received a flyer for "Let's celebrate Jesus' death" this April. Terrible choice of words

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 12 points 1 day ago

I'll take 0,01 if it ensures that the person who dies is a billionaire

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

But the bean counter of the corporation paying for it can suffer for the wasted money

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 65 points 2 days ago

Partially related: I remember some months ago, down here in Brazil, UberEats and iFood drivers were getting restless about the complete lack of any rights when working with the apps - no rest time, no charging stations, low pay, all while being told that you're "being your own boss, working when you want to!". They usually formed whatsapp groups to complain about that.

In an almost inexplicable twist, the majority that wanted more rights also wanted the govt to stay the fuck away and were against a law that was meant to regulate working for apps. Said law included many of the rights they wanted.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

or Sony and Nintendo give up on physicals (as they seem to want to)

Sony was already very clearly migrating in that direction since the PS4, but didn't go all in thanks to microslop shooting itself in the foot with the Xbox 1 reveal

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago

"What do you mean this 4 hour meeting could be summed up in a single, 100 word paragraph without losing any important context or decision?????" - higher ups seeing the summarized transcript, probably

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I know that direct p2p filesharing programs have been mostly superceded by torrents and even ddl, but sometimes I feel like "trying my luck" with stuff I didn't search for directly (behind a VM, because i'm not that adventurous)

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This is a follow up to my previous post here - https://programming.dev/post/46041021 - For those that want a tldr: I'm making a php site for myself writing nearly everything by hand. The only external library I'm using is Parsedown.

After a good time working on my site, I'm happy to announce that I've officially shared it with my friends^[I won't share it here as the site is tied to a different online persona of mine]! The site isn't really "ready" yet, but it's very usable and readable, so that's good!

As for code quality? Well... It's kinda awful. Instead of this:

class User {
  $login = new String();
  $email = new String();
  ...
}

I'm using named arrays (hashes)^[Kinda funny how associative arrays have soe many different names in other languages: hash, dictionary, map] everywhere:

class User {
  $columns = array( 'login' => '',
  'email' => '',
  ...
}

"But WHY???", you might be asking. Well, to facilitate the creation of the database from zero! Here's an example of my trick:

abstract class Common {
 /**
  a bunch of different, generic select and update functions
*/
}
class Users extends Common{
$cols = array('uid'=> 'primary key auto_increment',
    'vc1_login'=> 'unique not null',
    'vc1_display_name'=> '',
    'vc2_password'=> 'not null',
    'dat_created_at'=> 'not null',
    'bol_enabled'=> 'default 1',
    ...
}

With this, the $key part of the hash doubles as the column name and their default/new values are always the details needed for the creation of their respective columns. I also treat the ::class as part of the table name. With a few functions, I can easily recreate the database from zero, something which I've tested a few times now and can confirm that it works great! Also, with key pairs, making generic SQL functions becomes very easy with foreach() loops of the $cols hash. Example:

abstract class Common {
public function selectColumns($columns, $table = '', $where='1', $orderby = '') {
        $conn = connectDb(); //static function outside class
        if ($table == '') {$table = $this::class;}
        $coll = '';
        foreach ($columns as $cols) {
            $coll .= $cols.', ';
        }
        $coll = substr($coll,0,-2);
        $stmt = $conn->prepare("SELECT ".$coll." FROM `T_".$table."` WHERE ".$where." ".$orderby.";");
        $stmt->execute();
        return $stmt->fetchAll(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC); 
//Fetch_Assoc is used so I'm forced to always use the $key in the returned array
    }

// This function will attempt to update all non-empty pairs of a given object
public function updateColsUid(){
        $conn = conectaBanco();
        $sql = "UPDATE `T_".$this::class."` SET ";
        $keys = array('uid' => $this->cols['uid']);
        foreach ($this->cols as $key => $value) {
            if (($value != '') and ($key != 'uid')) {
                $sql .= " `". $key. "` = :" . $key . " ,";
                $keys[$key] = $value;
            }
        }
        $sql = substr($sql,0,-1);
        $sql .= " WHERE `uid` = :uid;";
        $stmt = $conn->prepare($sql);
        $stmt->execute($keys);
        return $stmt->rowCount();
    }

The biggest problem with this is that if I ever remove, add or rename any of these $keys, it'll be a fucking chore to update code that references it. I'll look into using proper variables for each column in the future, especially as a database creation is something you usually only do once. On the plus side, this is the most portable php site I've ever did (1 out of 1, but whatever)

Anyway, current functionality includes creating an account, modifying some aspects^[I want to note that there was a bunch of validation that I initially didn't think of doing, but luckily had a couple of "Wait, what if..." moments. One of those was to properly escape a user's username and display name, otherwise, when echo'ing it, <b>Bob</b> would show as Bob. While the fields probably wouldn't be enough to fit anything malicious (fitting something malicious inside a varchar100 would be a real feat, ngl), it's better to close this potential hole.] of it (profile description, display name (which is html escaped, so no funny business here), signature), logging in, letting the admin make new posts, letting anyone logged in comment on existing posts, comment moderation.

I also keep track of every page visitors are going to, saving these to the database (user agent, IP, page visited) - this will be the table that will fill up faster than any other, but might also allow me to catch eventual bots that ignore robots.txt - supposing I can figure them out.

Initially, I was planning on having each post select from a list of existing categories (category N -> N posts), but after some thought, decided against that and came up with a working alternative. Posts now have a single column where categories are manually written in, separated by commas. I later retrieve them with select distinct, explode() the string into an array and finally remove duplicates with array_unique(), making it easy for visitors, and for me, to get all the unique and valid categories.

One thing I'm doing that I'm not sure whether it's good, neutral or bad design/architecture, is using the same site that has the form to also validate/insert data, as in: instead of having newpost.php and validate_and_insert_post.php files doing separate jobs, my newpost.php is the page has the form and also receives the form in order to validate and insert into the database.

The whole thing's currently sitting at 220kb, unzipped, counting the leftover files that I'm no longer using. The fact that I can deploy this literally anywhere with a working php 8+ server without typing any terminal commands makes me very happy.

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/47341163

Remember Win Elvis-n-Space? Or Lemmings Paintball? Or even Odyssey Legend of Nemesis?

Found this little gem of a site recently. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in a while (last blog post is from Sep 2025)

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Remember Win Elvis-n-Space? Or Lemmings Paintball? Or even Odyssey Legend of Nemesis?

Found this little gem of a site recently. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in a while (last blog post is from Sep 2025)

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Don't invite the math nerds here, they'll count the actual time since

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/46365352

Podcast longo, quase 2 horas, de Atila Lamarino com João Magalhães, falando sobre o "colonialismo dos dados", como as big techs estão dominando o mundo. A intro é bem longa, pra contextualizar bem o podcast pra quem tá mais por fora das notícias de tecnologia.

Uma das frases soltas que achei muito interessante, "No ano de nosso senhor 2025, eu preciso estudar a Companhia das Índias Orientais pra entender como as big techs hoje estão funcionando"

Outra coisa interessante que conversam é como Whatsapp virou, efetivamente, parte da infraestrutura de comunicação do Brasil, e por isso é praticamente impossível conseguir colocar qualquer alternativa no lugar.

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Podcast longo, quase 2 horas, de Atila Lamarino com João Magalhães, falando sobre o "colonialismo dos dados", como as big techs estão dominando o mundo. A intro é bem longa, pra contextualizar bem o podcast pra quem tá mais por fora das notícias de tecnologia.

Uma das frases soltas que achei muito interessante, "No ano de nosso senhor 2025, eu preciso estudar a Companhia das Índias Orientais pra entender como as big techs hoje estão funcionando"

Outra coisa interessante que conversam é como Whatsapp virou, efetivamente, parte da infraestrutura de comunicação do Brasil, e por isso é praticamente impossível conseguir colocar qualquer alternativa no lugar.

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