[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

In portuguese, we have a different word for alcoholic person (alcoolatra), which helps avoid this

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

A person can also have a nice ass

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

About 17 bananas

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

The precursor to the DS was the Game and Watch, back in the 1980s.

https://gameverse.com/2019/07/17/nintendo-handhelds-ranked-best-ever/

Bulbapedia has a reference of all different dex designs

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9dex#Artwork

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

Is that fan animation, or part of a special episode?

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

That's a piss ~~poor~~ RICH find

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 5 days ago

they decided to invade Russia

Ah, the classic blunder

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 5 days ago

A monkey paw finger curls

Hey look, the brits are coming again!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 15 points 5 days ago

They would know Christ: they would be in the front row yelling for another crucifixion

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 5 days ago

These are the 3 main reasons I think native americans were considered primitives: lack of metal tools (some groups had access to copper and bronze, but none had iron), lack of any sort of writing (writing didn't extend much beyond central America) and, especially in the warmer places, wearing little to no clothing.

Still, no one in their right mind would ever look at the huge temples and cities built without animal traction and think "Yeah, only a group of primitives would do that". I mean, when you look at the megaliths of Sacsayhuaman, you immediately think "How the fuck did they do it?"

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 29 points 5 days ago

God please, this can't be a honest question

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 23 points 6 days ago

People talk a lot about the protocols that power Bluesky vs. ActivityPub, because we're nerds and we believe deep in our hearts that the superior protocol will win. This is adorable. It flies in the face of literally all of human history, where the more convenient thing always wins regardless of technical merit. VHS beat Betamax. USB-C took twenty years.

Hopefully, unlike betamax and laserdisc, the fediverse will trudge on despite the megacorporate protocols

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This is a follow up to my previous post here - https://programming.dev/post/46041021 - For those that want a tldr: I'm making a php site for myself writing nearly everything by hand. The only external library I'm using is Parsedown.

After a good time working on my site, I'm happy to announce that I've officially shared it with my friends^[I won't share it here as the site is tied to a different online persona of mine]! The site isn't really "ready" yet, but it's very usable and readable, so that's good!

As for code quality? Well... It's kinda awful. Instead of this:

class User {
  $login = new String();
  $email = new String();
  ...
}

I'm using named arrays (hashes)^[Kinda funny how associative arrays have soe many different names in other languages: hash, dictionary, map] everywhere:

class User {
  $columns = array( 'login' => '',
  'email' => '',
  ...
}

"But WHY???", you might be asking. Well, to facilitate the creation of the database from zero! Here's an example of my trick:

abstract class Common {
 /**
  a bunch of different, generic select and update functions
*/
}
class Users extends Common{
$cols = array('uid'=> 'primary key auto_increment',
    'vc1_login'=> 'unique not null',
    'vc1_display_name'=> '',
    'vc2_password'=> 'not null',
    'dat_created_at'=> 'not null',
    'bol_enabled'=> 'default 1',
    ...
}

With this, the $key part of the hash doubles as the column name and their default/new values are always the details needed for the creation of their respective columns. I also treat the ::class as part of the table name. With a few functions, I can easily recreate the database from zero, something which I've tested a few times now and can confirm that it works great! Also, with key pairs, making generic SQL functions becomes very easy with foreach() loops of the $cols hash. Example:

abstract class Common {
public function selectColumns($columns, $table = '', $where='1', $orderby = '') {
        $conn = connectDb(); //static function outside class
        if ($table == '') {$table = $this::class;}
        $coll = '';
        foreach ($columns as $cols) {
            $coll .= $cols.', ';
        }
        $coll = substr($coll,0,-2);
        $stmt = $conn->prepare("SELECT ".$coll." FROM `T_".$table."` WHERE ".$where." ".$orderby.";");
        $stmt->execute();
        return $stmt->fetchAll(PDO::FETCH_ASSOC); 
//Fetch_Assoc is used so I'm forced to always use the $key in the returned array
    }

// This function will attempt to update all non-empty pairs of a given object
public function updateColsUid(){
        $conn = conectaBanco();
        $sql = "UPDATE `T_".$this::class."` SET ";
        $keys = array('uid' => $this->cols['uid']);
        foreach ($this->cols as $key => $value) {
            if (($value != '') and ($key != 'uid')) {
                $sql .= " `". $key. "` = :" . $key . " ,";
                $keys[$key] = $value;
            }
        }
        $sql = substr($sql,0,-1);
        $sql .= " WHERE `uid` = :uid;";
        $stmt = $conn->prepare($sql);
        $stmt->execute($keys);
        return $stmt->rowCount();
    }

The biggest problem with this is that if I ever remove, add or rename any of these $keys, it'll be a fucking chore to update code that references it. I'll look into using proper variables for each column in the future, especially as a database creation is something you usually only do once. On the plus side, this is the most portable php site I've ever did (1 out of 1, but whatever)

Anyway, current functionality includes creating an account, modifying some aspects^[I want to note that there was a bunch of validation that I initially didn't think of doing, but luckily had a couple of "Wait, what if..." moments. One of those was to properly escape a user's username and display name, otherwise, when echo'ing it, <b>Bob</b> would show as Bob. While the fields probably wouldn't be enough to fit anything malicious (fitting something malicious inside a varchar100 would be a real feat, ngl), it's better to close this potential hole.] of it (profile description, display name (which is html escaped, so no funny business here), signature), logging in, letting the admin make new posts, letting anyone logged in comment on existing posts, comment moderation.

I also keep track of every page visitors are going to, saving these to the database (user agent, IP, page visited) - this will be the table that will fill up faster than any other, but might also allow me to catch eventual bots that ignore robots.txt - supposing I can figure them out.

Initially, I was planning on having each post select from a list of existing categories (category N -> N posts), but after some thought, decided against that and came up with a working alternative. Posts now have a single column where categories are manually written in, separated by commas. I later retrieve them with select distinct, explode() the string into an array and finally remove duplicates with array_unique(), making it easy for visitors, and for me, to get all the unique and valid categories.

One thing I'm doing that I'm not sure whether it's good, neutral or bad design/architecture, is using the same site that has the form to also validate/insert data, as in: instead of having newpost.php and validate_and_insert_post.php files doing separate jobs, my newpost.php is the page has the form and also receives the form in order to validate and insert into the database.

The whole thing's currently sitting at 220kb, unzipped, counting the leftover files that I'm no longer using. The fact that I can deploy this literally anywhere with a working php 8+ server without typing any terminal commands makes me very happy.

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/47341163

Remember Win Elvis-n-Space? Or Lemmings Paintball? Or even Odyssey Legend of Nemesis?

Found this little gem of a site recently. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in a while (last blog post is from Sep 2025)

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Remember Win Elvis-n-Space? Or Lemmings Paintball? Or even Odyssey Legend of Nemesis?

Found this little gem of a site recently. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in a while (last blog post is from Sep 2025)

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Don't invite the math nerds here, they'll count the actual time since

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/46365352

Podcast longo, quase 2 horas, de Atila Lamarino com João Magalhães, falando sobre o "colonialismo dos dados", como as big techs estão dominando o mundo. A intro é bem longa, pra contextualizar bem o podcast pra quem tá mais por fora das notícias de tecnologia.

Uma das frases soltas que achei muito interessante, "No ano de nosso senhor 2025, eu preciso estudar a Companhia das Índias Orientais pra entender como as big techs hoje estão funcionando"

Outra coisa interessante que conversam é como Whatsapp virou, efetivamente, parte da infraestrutura de comunicação do Brasil, e por isso é praticamente impossível conseguir colocar qualquer alternativa no lugar.

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Podcast longo, quase 2 horas, de Atila Lamarino com João Magalhães, falando sobre o "colonialismo dos dados", como as big techs estão dominando o mundo. A intro é bem longa, pra contextualizar bem o podcast pra quem tá mais por fora das notícias de tecnologia.

Uma das frases soltas que achei muito interessante, "No ano de nosso senhor 2025, eu preciso estudar a Companhia das Índias Orientais pra entender como as big techs hoje estão funcionando"

Outra coisa interessante que conversam é como Whatsapp virou, efetivamente, parte da infraestrutura de comunicação do Brasil, e por isso é praticamente impossível conseguir colocar qualquer alternativa no lugar.

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submitted 2 months ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/til@lemmy.world

Greeks and Romans would frequently curse anyone they didn't like, writing it as a curse on a lead sheet, roll it up and pierce it with a nail and put in a specific place, depending on the curse.

Given the amount of such tablets found, they probably cursed someone every other week.

For extra photos - https://www.romanbaths.co.uk/roman-curse-tablets

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