Why not SmallBasic then? You could even point them to old computer magazines and see which codes they can get running without much workaround.
Write a book/movie/song about your depression, sell the rights, ~~make the megacorp~~ profit
“I walk around the city feeling like the cool princess in a tower
Meh
but, in reality, I’m the dragon.”
M'lady 💐
Windows X Lite?
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Do not mind the black van with mossad agents outside your house, citizen. Thank you for your cooperation
Had a RPG colleague try and argue that getting data on TV viewers' habits was more reliable than what Netflix could have on their own users, because "[Netflix] doesn't know whether the person is actually sitting down and watching, or sleeping on the couch". I couldn't get through his thick skull that TV viewers' habits aren't magically measured, only a small percentage of homes, usually only in the largest metropolitan city no less, have (or had, in the past) some specific equipment that tracked which channels were being viewed, while any internet service can get super accurate info on their users.
Man, I gotta check how the battery for my PSP3000 is, and the microSD card on it. The internals work perfectly, those two things are the only ones that seem likely to give out anytime soon. My little buddy is 14yo now. I don't think I ever played any of the 3 UMD games that came with it, I immediately jailbroke it after purchase
It’s not “retro” in the same way a much older console is. It’s closer, more relatable, and maybe more importantly, more usable. It still fits into modern life without needing to be explained.
I think this is something extremely important. Looking at stuff from 20 years ago was much different when the current year was 2006 - we'd be looking at the mid 80s. Computers of the 80s and even the early 90s became obsolete fast, whatever you had in 2006, even if it was 4 years old at the time, felt light years ahead of anything from 1986 and would be internet capable.
Games from the 80s were also comparably "archaic", as the hardware limitations were much more significant and several then current games could never happen in that old hardware (NES, C64, ZX Spectrum, Amiga 500), and that's ignoring graphical complexity. Meanwhile, a number of current day games could exist in 2006, so long as the graphics were appropriately scaled down (Total War games being a perfect example).
Instructions unclear, now ~~Chrome~~ Edge webview is running every cloud application as a separate electron process
Shitty mspaint country balls are also significantly closer in spirit to the originals
tldw; The video looks at it as a system
The (dating) system is failing because men are withdrawing from participation because dating became a "low return, high risk" effort. Unlike women, men are less likely to actually talk about this kind of "social problem" (often because it's still seen as an "individual problem") and simply give up to go for something else (work, hobbies). Without enough participants, the system destabilizes. An aggravating factor is how men are scrutinized nonstop while women are shielded from almost every criticism
Also, the entire "engagement economy" that's causing a significant divide among men and women (also creating ever more unrealistic expectations) keeps making fuckloads of money out of that.
No idea why the woman is almost whispering in the video tho
PS: Lots of angry men in the YT comments, but there was this interesting take that seems to hit right: "Loneliness will only matter when it affects women"
Nice!
Oh, nvm