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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (programming.dev)

submitted 3 months ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 223 points 3 months ago

Fake and gay for obvious reasons, but also based af.

[-] disconnected@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

it's easy to detect fake stories because of how they are but yes, based.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 115 points 3 months ago

Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 72 points 3 months ago

20000 words fanfic with NSFW content or it didn't happen

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ao3 Applejack x Rainbow Dash

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 months ago

only 435?

I'm disappointed with you, internet

[-] toothbrush 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

here you go: Fimfiction Applejack x Raindow Dash

[-] dankm@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Fluttershy and Applejack can't get married because Fluttershy is a pegasus and Applejack is an Earth pony :P

[-] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Plus Applejack and Rainbow Dash being married is loosely confirmed in the series finale where they come in together and look at each other.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Applejack is completely wrong for Fluttershy. Fluttershy deserves so much better. An earth pony? No. She deserves a goddess!

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Is the Lord of Chaos enough?

[+] cqst 57 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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[-] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago

So you're saying it is fake, and gay?

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

4chan always had an lbgtq community. Somehow.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 22 points 3 months ago

People judge 4chan by /b

It has always had wholesome bits too

[-] djsoren19 19 points 3 months ago

The real psyop was the conservative takeover of online spaces. I remember the old net. Even unmoderated shitholes like 4chan were significantly more leftist. Deviant communities like furries and especially the bronies were absolutely on 4chan back in the day. Sure, there were lots of generally rude assholes, but most of them were apolitical or tankies.

[-] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 18 points 3 months ago

4chan was somewhat progressive before Gamer Gate and Trump

[-] migo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 months ago

It was full on progressive in social issues. Anonymous was progressive (it still is) socially and politically. 4chan shifted with Gamergate and it escalated from there.

[-] toothbrush 17 points 3 months ago

The opposite, actually. The mlp fandom originated on 4chan I think.

[-] marzhall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Can confirm. I remember my seeing a first "hey, did you guys by any chance happen to see the new episode" post on /b/ back in 2010, quickly followed by it exploding on 4chan and people setting up the first pony tf2 servers, moot creating /pony/ as a containment board, and everyone saying "don't post on /pony/ or you'll get IP banned in two weeks" - because a decade prior, moot had created the /furry/ containment board when furries got big, let it sit for two weeks, then IP banned everyone who had posted to it and deleted it.

Of course, he didn't replicate the action with /pony/, which is still around. And early brony culture was fascinating, because on a site where shock humor ruled and the experience was like digging through a sewer to find gems, suddenly a subculture emerged that was heavily anti-irony, kind, and genuine. Absolutely bizarre to watch.

Worth noting, as others have, that this was pre-gamergate, which was the social movement that took 4chan and turned it from a place that let Nazis post (usually "iRoNiCaLly" under the premise of being part of the ocean of piss that was the shock humor on /b/) and rolled it into a full Nazi bar.

[-] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

There's actually a /MLP/ board on 4chan. There aren't a lot of fandoms that have their own separate board, but they made that one because people were pony-posting all over the other message boards.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago

Idk, anon could just be extremely anti theist. Aggressively atheist and libertarian are also 4chan stereotypes from the time.

[-] Lyra_Lycan 43 points 3 months ago

There are also about 450,000 other gods to choose from, and about 5 are the same monotheistic source of evil that humans have used as a scapegoat to kill each other over. Western modernist Christianity is literally the English cuisine of religions.

[-] kittenzrulz123 10 points 3 months ago

If you look at the Torah (or old testament) it explicitly says there are tons of other gods, Jews and Christians just choose to only serve one.

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Wow that's an exceptionally savage comment. Fantastic stuff L_L!

[-] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago

hail satan!

[-] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I heard Tenacious D when I read this.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 3 months ago

Mental Liberation Party

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

I do love playing with my Mental Liberation Party toys!

[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Are we talking about the Enlightened Ones from Lunacid?

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

I had to look that up. So yes, we are!

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Multilayer Perceptron toys?

[-] itsworkthatwedo@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 months ago

My little pony I think.

[-] aeharding@vger.social 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Protip: add plain after the first three backticks of code block to prevent syntax highlighting

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Is there a fediverse 4chan yet

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