Many years ago I ordered a DVD for my best mate's birthday called 'Grandpappy's hot home movies'. It was Victorian era pornography with accompanying piano music.

I saw the postman delivering the post to the communal doorway one morning but when I returned later the post was not there.

I left a note inside the communal hallway saying 'please return the DVD that you stole', and one of my neighbours who I was friendly with got really mad that I'd accused them all of being thieves.

Wouldn't you know the following day the DVD was posted through my door with my name and address on the envelope and no postage stamp.

Somebody had stolen it, opened it, thought 'what a fucking weirdo' and returned it.

Shirts that should be thoroughly burned, the ashes buried in unconsecrated ground or scattered to the four winds, and never spoken of or thought of again.

I used to live just off Mathew St in Liverpool where they'd have a festival each year lauding the Beatles. You'd get the same half dozen Beatles songs played over and over and over for 14 hours or so. As a result I completely loathe hearing them.

I'd say post the idea and people can draw it if they wish. We could then decide which one we like.

Steve Harvey is a prick.

No one really wants an accurate answer. It's just a greeting. Someone says 'how are you?' you say 'grand' then get on with your day. Same as when someone says 'what's happening?' They don't want a comprehensive list of your woes and such.

Edit: just found this - https://lemmy.world/post/25032324

Not mine. I live in a country that isn't an absolute joke.

If I know you're 100% real, I'm still saying no. I'm here for funny shit not friendships.

Yes. It's also shite.

Except all these things have been talked about when they happened.

Age is not the issue. I'm mid 40s and never had to use it. I'd wager it's your eating and drinking habits.