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A sign that Lemmy has finally made it to the Big Time (c.l3n.co)

submitted 3 days ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/fedimemes@feddit.uk

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[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 50 points 3 days ago

Wait, you're telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn't real 😱

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 29 points 3 days ago

I do hope you haven't done anything you might regret.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 26 points 3 days ago

Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 days ago

So, uh. Hi .

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

What Would France Do? Can't go wrong.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.alpaca.photo_mosaic

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!

See?!

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 3 days ago

Why are you sending nerds your dick?

[-] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 4 points 3 days ago

Truly amazing technology. What a time to be alive!

[-] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 16 points 3 days ago

If you checked the profile there was couple posts with other pictures of the same person. I just feel bad for that person getting their pictures misused.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

wonder who is the poor girl, possibly oblivious to her photo being sent to everyone like a business card.

[-] Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago

Photos, the spammer account actually made posts with other puctures of that person.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 20 points 3 days ago

I was just baffled by it

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 26 points 3 days ago

If I know you're 100% real, I'm still saying no. I'm here for funny shit not friendships.

[-] camelbeard@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

Absolutely agree with you my friend

[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 15 points 3 days ago

I’m not your friend, pal.

[-] sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al 13 points 3 days ago

I'm not your pal, mate!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

I'm not your buddy, guy!

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I'm not your guy, friend

[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

You guys wanna jerk off together?

[-] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 31 points 3 days ago

Oh! I got that PM from "Nichole" too! Lemmy's made the big time!!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 27 points 3 days ago

A couple of accounts sent out a tonne of PMs. They are getting blocked but banning and removing content doesn't remove DMs, so folks can delete them or wait for the Admins to run some SQL to remove them.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 3 days ago

I would trust an admin writing sql like I would trust Lassy to do cpr. It might look like it's working correctly, but in the end something is going to die.

Said as someone who used to write and run sql queries.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Funny how they think using this bland looking girl would trick us instead of using the usual hot girl that’s obviously a bot.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"The Fediverse Chick" like there's just one

Everyone knows !femcelmemes@lemmy.blahaj.zone and !mtf@lemmy.blahaj.zone is full of cuties

[-] Anissem@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

We did it!

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 days ago

So... don't leave us hanging, what's on the Friendica and Peertube links?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

Not much. If it is a spam thing then I suspect that was coming later.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago

Prolly bc Nicole is busy with her pre-health-sciences studies. /s

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

If you think about it, health science studies is a big enough field, everything that came before that is massive. No wonder she is busy.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I poked around out of curiosity. The friendica profile was empty except for one post saying hi. The peertube was live an hour ago or so and had a few comments. I'm currently in bed so didn't watch it to see if there was any sound. The final link was to some chat room thing that needed a login to get in, and I didn't feel like making one.

[-] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 days ago

I'm curious what was in hell but not enough to go check myself

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 6 points 3 days ago

They didn't even bother to try and scam us with someone hot. The fake Tinder profiles at least bothered to find some girl on Instagram to steal pictures of.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 25 points 3 days ago

I think they figured that, as we've rejected the attractive popular social media sites, we might be more inclined to go for someone more attainable and on our wavelength. I imagine she's been hit up with plenty of "what's your stack? Right answers only! LOL. Kidding. 🤪".