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Different religions have an "age of accountability."
The legal system has an "age of adulthood."
And puberty hits us with the "age of awkwardness" (thanks, hormones).

But I propose a new milestone: the Age of Pepto Bismol.
You’re not truly an adult until you have to keep Pepto Bismol nearby at all times, lest the twin demons of heartburn and indigestion take up permanent residence within you.

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[-] thefactremains@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, no.

If you need to keep a bottle of Pepto close at all times, you're not old, you just need to change your diet. Figure out what you're eating that's doing that to you.

Everyone has different reactions and tolerances to different things. You need to know your own body.

[-] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

I uses to be pepto bismol man. Turns out I just needed a lot more fiber in my diet

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 16 points 4 days ago

Age is not the issue. I'm mid 40s and never had to use it. I'd wager it's your eating and drinking habits.

[-] belastend@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 days ago

I have never seen a more USian post than this.

[-] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This - I'm in my forties, I have never suffered any of these conditions and I don't think any of my friends have either. What do you guys do to your bodies over there?

[-] d00phy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

We either fry everything or drown it in some kind of sugar. If we’re not doing that, we’re doing both.

[-] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

I haven't had to use antacids since I quit drinking, FYI.

I had brief time I might have needed it recently, but I think that was bad food.

Time to take a look at your eating and drinking habits.

[-] introvertcatto 5 points 4 days ago

What the hell is Pepto Bismol?

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

An anti-acid based product meant to relieve gastrointestinal discomfort

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

What age is this supposed to hit? I feel grateful I have avoided this ailment as well as back problems. Although I have others I could yell at clouds about.

[-] Sidhean@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

If only not becoming an adult would keep all the non-indigestion problems away lol

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