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I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare.

Ask me anything.

I'm scared guys.

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Anon is a ghost (programming.dev)
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Anon dislikes Steam (programming.dev)
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Math (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 month ago by gregor@gregtech.eu to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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Anon hates chasers (lemmy.world)
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submitted 2 months ago by VitabytesDev@feddit.nl to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Alt text:

be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

rage.jpg

quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

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Anon thinks about Google (programming.dev)
submitted 2 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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Anon criticise Google (programming.dev)
submitted 2 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Sorry for bad image quality

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Anon visits gamestop (programming.dev)
submitted 2 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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Anon dislikes reddit (programming.dev)
submitted 2 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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submitted 2 months ago by comfy@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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Anon makes fun of @ebassi (programming.dev)
submitted 2 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Context: Emmanuele Bassi (@ebassi) (pejoratively called here ebussi) is one of GNOME developers, known for removing "unnecessary" features.

screenshot from gitlab featuring ebassi

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Anon discovers .NET (programming.dev)
submitted 3 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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submitted 4 months ago by OccamsRazer@lemmy.world to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

Apology for poor english

When were you when oj dies?

I was on the toilet reading Lemmy and sister posted on family chat

"Oj is dead"

"Oh"

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Be me (lemmy.world)
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Anon is based (lemmy.world)
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meow (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 months ago by FEMBOYDIOGENES@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@lemmy.ml
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