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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 332 points 1 year ago

I'm so sick of how common censoring is becoming on the internet

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 year ago

I guess advertisers are at fault. With most youtubers censoring themselves to avoid getting demonetized, it simply spreads to other aspects of the internet.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

The youngins are going to think that’s just the way it is. Half the comments I make on YouTube are removed. It’s crazy too. Someone being a bully and saying the n word, I reply, gone immediately while the n word comment just hangs out there forever.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

Maybe you should stop posting dick pics.

[-] tux7350@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Well thanks for getting my hopes up. I went into the profile looking for penis and all I got was cat pics D:<

Sorry, pussy pics. Mis-typed.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You’re brilliant. I didn’t see it at first, but I see it now. Would you like a picture of my penis? Actually, I’m just going to send it. Check ur email.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You wouldn’t want to see an angry seal penis anyway. Or maybe you would? You dodged a bullet. Or maybe you didn’t?

I have the most typical penis. Nothing special. I’ll describe it if you want. Just your average everyday penis. Now you’re curious. I’m sorry.

I’ll describe it.

Tip like a mushroom, shaft like a stem. Balls where the mycelium would normally be, but not buried. Just hanging out above ground. Mostly black hair, a few grays scattered in. A few inches from an asshole with a prominent hemorrhoid scar. Mostly soft, but occasionally not so soft. Has produced more offspring than is typical. Vasectomy incoming.

Hope that helps.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Hadn’t thought about that.

[-] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

It's so weird, I've seen people's comments removed on my videos for totally innocuous things but if you go to any big creator every comment reply is the craziest shit being spammed by obvious bots.

[-] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah it makes no sense. I figured it was key words, but not that.

Any time I type words out to add accent it gets removed. Something like, “Mae an muh paw leesuned ta nuthin but cawntry win i’z growin uhp.” Always removed.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

But there are no advertisers here. Just a lazy OP who didn't want to spend 1 minute looking for the original image.

[-] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Yes, potentially. What I'm saying is that there's a culture of censorship on Youtube, which spreads to other websites, even though they don't have the influence by advertisers. So Youtube's culture of censorship is causing a culture of self-censorship in other parts of the web.

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago

I meant to put in the notes that the censoring wasn't mine.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago

I feel like censorship is pushed by Chinese websites like TijTok and lemmy.ml.

[-] riwo 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

is this satire? because censoring is everywhere over corpo media (platforms). bad words are not advertiser/family friendly.

not saying that its not pushed by tiktok and lemmy.ml, but those are by far not the first or only ones

ow and ofc, puritanism is also at fault (maybe eveb at the core of it)

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But it could be anything! Try filling it in like a mad libs! "I send her dog pics", "she sends me pics of her computer", she tells me she would go behind her boyfriends back and fight me"

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

I guess that saves the post from having to be flagged nsfw. It is annoying, but understandable.

[-] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 309 points 1 year ago

We're in a fucking 4chan greentext community. Stop censoring shit.

We signed up to get pissed on, so stop using water.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

username checks out

[-] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

It really shouldn't make me as angry as it does lmao

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 203 points 1 year ago
[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago

Wait, it's not just the n-word 3 times!?!?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago
[-] sadbehr@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

^ An individual of real culture.

[-] LANIK2000@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Trading n-word pics is quite self explanatory, but I'd be quite intrigued to learn what the n-word verb is xD

[-] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service.

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 year ago

Does she like piña colada?

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I like getting caught in the rain.

This is one of my favorite Youtube videos of all time, not just because of the Village People intro but also because Rupert Holmes was so coked out he tucked his sport coat into his pants.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This is what I scrolled for!

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 72 points 1 year ago

Anon, she likes you so much that she's dating you twice.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

He can fuck her, and he can fuck her on the side.

[-] Omniraptor@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I want to read the followup on what happened after he set up a date from the catfish account.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago

If someone had a cheating with someone kink, this is how they could do it ethically.

[-] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

As in like roleplay? Or is the information asymmetry still a thing in your brain?

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 32 points 1 year ago

I don't even understand what is supposed to be in the place of censored words. This is idiotic.

[-] Ashelyn 13 points 1 year ago

Just replace every censored word with dick and it gets the point across well enough

[-] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

Why is he mad that your gf would share her plant pics with someone else?

[-] sevenoverthree@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

If you like pina colladaaaaaas...

[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Babooooooshka...

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

if anon goes through with it he can get both the cheating sex and the reclaiming sex

[-] squid_slime@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

To ensure his not is stronger than his nut

this post was submitted on 26 Jul 2024
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