[-] BeanGoblin 39 points 2 weeks ago

Women, immigrants, racial minorities in general, LGBTQ people, muslims, the poor, themselves, it's pretty much everyone at this point.

[-] BeanGoblin 51 points 2 months ago

The French Revolution started in 1789.

[-] BeanGoblin 39 points 6 months ago

Cool. How about you listen to your fucking students then.

[-] BeanGoblin 43 points 7 months ago

Hamas attacks Israel, Israel retaliates. "Israel has the right to defend itself!

Israel attack Iran, Iran retaliates. "Nope, that's sanctions"

If that's not a double standard I don't know what is.

[-] BeanGoblin 46 points 10 months ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[-] BeanGoblin 41 points 10 months ago

Bullshit. Everyone knows sharks dont really exist. It's all a ploy by IKEA to sell more plushies.

[-] BeanGoblin 63 points 11 months ago

The law requires a technology safety standard by November 2024 if the technology is ready.

The technology will never be ready. The accuracy required for such a thing to not be universally despised is absurd.

[-] BeanGoblin 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What do I do if I'm an a n g r y goose.

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[-] BeanGoblin 51 points 1 year ago

You can't get the rebirth ending on your first playthrough. The items only spawn in NG+.

[-] BeanGoblin 39 points 1 year ago

Yeah I didn't get it when I was a kid, but turns out my mom was a fucking lunatic so 👍

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[-] BeanGoblin 41 points 1 year ago

These fuckers actively want this country to burn so they can rule the ashes. Not even making an attempt to do their jobs anymore.

[-] BeanGoblin 45 points 1 year ago

Sorcerer only has a few spell slots. Barbarian has infinite punch slots.

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