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[-] faintedheart@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Even Jesus can't afford the cost of living. Needs additional measures to pay the bills.

[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of those Bible thumpers on TikTok and YouTube shorts. They have those dumb ass obnoxious Christian reaction videos where they at the end promote a gold exchange. It’s like they forgot that Jesus whipped money changers who were running their business in the temple.

[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

[-] MrMamiya@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

Did you know you can now have fish shipped right to your door? For just $5/week, Jesus will send you fish.

[-] StalksEveryone@lemmy.villa-straylight.social 4 points 2 years ago

and that’s why I use surf shark

[-] Hextic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

On one hand, lol

On the other, man these companies/products must love it when their brand becomes a meme since that's free advertising.

[-] alternative_factor 2 points 2 years ago

This joke is really funny but I feel bad because in the far future no one will understand it, "Raid: Shadow Legends" will be the Sumerian dog joke of the future.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Also Nord VPN

[-] PeachyMcPeachface@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I unironically really like RAID. Great meme

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