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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

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I wasn't aware Tinder was bought out by Ancestry.com

EDIT: Pardon me. I keep forgetting to edit off the Reddit watermark at the beginning. A dumbass is me.

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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

"Jesus is coming!"

I damn well hope so. He's been edging for 2,000 years.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Would you like to play a game?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Caffeine defense?

Username checks out.

EDIT: That being said, I agree with you for the most part, though I would charge that am exceedingly high caffeine level such as this should be clearly labeled.

The scary part for me is that, while this gentleman lived independently, I wonder if he would have been able to make the responsible choice to limit his intake or choose another drink if he was aware of the stimulant effects. Developmental disabilities can vastly alter critical thinking of things like that.

Bummer of a situation all around.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

JEFF GOLDBLUM HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

I was an Angelfire guy, myself.

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