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[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 31 points 9 months ago

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 55 points 9 months ago

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 33 points 10 months ago

Dude. You can't shame me into feeling bad. That's my mother's job, and she's FANTASTIC at it.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago

Dude, I'm from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I'm just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.

Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon' Red Hat.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 30 points 10 months ago

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 38 points 11 months ago

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 20 points 11 months ago

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

I'd totally be Whigging out.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 11 months ago

Many, many self-proclaimed Christians in the United States have, at best, cursory Biblical knowledge. Insofar as reading, they may have opened the book in their lives. That does NOT equate to critical analysis, or even perfunctory understanding the contents in even a general sense.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 15 points 1 year ago

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 28 points 1 year ago

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I'm funny

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