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Fake news, fake penis...
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Power move
I'd totally do this on purpose
What’s wrong with that.
Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books
I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day
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There's professional porn actor and prostitute probably.
Well, shit. Touche.
I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing
Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?
Me, though it's more indifference than active desire
Brought my wife's bad dragon collection out so she could show a friend the different firm esses and my ADHD ass put one on the shelf
It's been there for months, keeps getting put back there
I could go move it right now if I wanted but now that's it's place now
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What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i
Yeah, I'm sure the calls of 'neckbeard' and 'incel' would be non-existent if it were a male subject with his fleshlight on full display.
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Her liking sex/masturbation isn't bad. It's just kinda awkward to accidentally let millions of people see your sex toys.
It's only taboo because of conservative evangelism, really. Like the difference in how the US vs Europe perceives sex vs. violence.
Can I get a "fuck puritans"?
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On a shelf though? Doesn't dust adhere to rubbery or siliconey stuff? I would have though in a drawer would be more hygienic.
It only collects dust if it sits around for a while. If it's on the bookshelf, it's probably not going unused for terribly long. Good for her!
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Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.
Last time this made the rounds, it was said she didn't know the dildo was there, a friend put it there as a prank. It was also said she deleted all her social media and whatnot afterwards too. I don't have source and admit I can be totally off
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Girthy little guy, isn't he?
At least it wasn't stereotypically black
It should have been. This is the BBC after all.
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Good for her.
.... I'm not even upset. That's impressive. Quite a specimen she has there. Very nice.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s dildo.
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Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?
Definitely. What kind of animal stores a dildo on their bookshelf. You’re supposed to keep it safely tucked inside yourself.
At ALL times!
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She went on the BBC (no pun intended) to talk about her problems finding employment.
So it's possible but my spidey sense is she's doing it for a laugh.
However normal reminder, don't put anything in backgrounds that you don't want screen capped and sent first to your colleagues and subsequently to the world. Aka passwords, pin numbers, phone numbers, notes, org charts, technical artefacts or business sensitive information (including whiteboards)
Fuckin coke can of a dong
A dildo, OUTRAGEOUS! Bring the fainting bed!
I've heard people say "the BBC".
I've heard people say "BBC News".
Ive never heard anyone say "the BBC News".
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and that cock isn't even black.
A BWC on BBC.
The only negative thing I see there is Brian's rather backwards moralist judgement.
I find the projection in these comments fascinating. It's someone joking about an embarrassing gaffe, not a moral judgement or anything close to slut shaming.
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What's the point of having a Horga'hn if you don't display it.
In the search for a mate, it's important to set certain expectations early on.
Nothing wrong with it but still embarrassing
I swear I've seen this before, like pre-YouTube or circa 2001. i even remember the woman only lasting a few minutes on the forum that was scrutinizing it because she didn't seem to be aware of trolls. if this is a recent interview then maybe it was done as some sort of homage. only way i would have come across it back then was if someone threw up a link in general chat on pirat4x4.
Girthy!
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