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[-] ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 113 points 8 months ago

It's odd that razor sharp teeth is kind of the gold standard for a scary animal, but honestly, getting swallowed whole and slowly digested by stomach acid sounds so much more horrific. I'd so much rather a T-Rex eat me than that.

[-] brianorca@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago

Drowning in stomach acid sounds particularly excruciating.

[-] tox_solid@lemmy.ml 32 points 8 months ago

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 41 points 8 months ago

If it's any consolation, you would suffocate long before any stomach acid got to you.

[-] Zorsith 20 points 8 months ago

I recall reading a meme about the ocean being bullshit, something along the lines of "the most common way to die on land is something making your blood fall out".

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 months ago

I dunno, can the stomach digest you, or smother you, before you pull out a knife and slice your way out?

I feel like “being comped to death” beats “swallowed whole” on the total chance of dying.

[-] groet@feddit.de 11 points 8 months ago

The stomach isn't like a big cave with a pool af acid in it. It is compacted by muscles around it so if you are swallowed whole, you would have to fight against those muscles to even be able to move at all. If your arms are above your head it's likely you would die before you are able to move them to your hips to draw your knives. If they are at your hips, good look moving the knives to point outwards. Also the stomache is lined with thick mucous to protect it from sharp objects... Also it's completely dark and disorienting.

It's almost certainly you'd drown, suffocate and get crushed VERY quickly after getting swallowed alive.

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[-] janAkali@lemmy.one 103 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

WTF?! Is that a bird or a starship?
shape of hetzigopteryx from above

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago
[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 25 points 8 months ago

The turning invisible at the end is just great.

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago

There's a reason the Romulan starship class was named Bird Of Prey.

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

It's a bird of prey.

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[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 84 points 8 months ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 63 points 8 months ago

Well, that sounds like a lot, until you realise that mfking seagulls can eat rabbits.

Your link mentions them weighing "a quarter of a ton". Now, idk what "ton" theyre using there, but a quarter of a US ton would be "only" 226 kg. That's ~500lbs.

I'd like to remind everyone that a reality TV-show called "My 600-lb life" exists.

So regarding hypothetical horror scenarios, I'm not too fussed about the overgrown seagull as much as I am about the feathered 4000-8000kg monster with a skull almost the size of an adult woman running at me at 70km/h.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 55 points 8 months ago

Here's another comparison picture, though I'm not sure if it's valid or not. Looks cool, regardless.

[-] Rozauhtuno 21 points 8 months ago

Unrelated, but I love scientific pictures that almost look like shitposts 😀

[-] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 months ago

"smells like bitch in here"

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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

That thing looks like a fucking dark souls boss.

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

A giraffe weighs about a ton.

Those are very big animals indeed, but also, tve flying one can't be too thick, or it wouldn't fly.

Think of the difference between a cat and a visibly similarly sized bird, like a crow or smth. The crow would have barely any mass and you'd be able to crush it's fragile body quite easily.

A cat on the other hand, has a lot of weight, comparatively, and doesn't rely on any limbs to fly, leaving them open to be weapons. Each limb hides a handful (hehe) of razors.

I read about these mega-birdos before and iirc, they too have hollow bones?

Size is scary, and birds can be mean as fuck, but it's pretty fragile. Think of what a good whack with a baseball bat on one of those limbs would do.

And then think how much it would damage a T-rex or equivalent non-flying animal. Not even a bruise.

Large pterosaurs needed strong limbs to get off the ground, but thick bones would have made them too heavy. The solution? A pterosaur’s wing bones were hollow tubes, with walls no thicker than a playing card. Like bird bones, they were flexible and lightweight, while strengthened by internal struts.

https://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/pterosaurs-flight-in-the-age-of-dinosaurs/how-did-pterosaurs-fly

I reckon if you gave me a bit of armor of some sort, a good knife and a baseball bat, I could take one on.

I'm joking. Semi. I know I'm probably dead wrong in that but I have a hard time imagining their fighting tactics. Although some modern birds pierce things with their beak, and if that stomped on me, it'd still weight the ~230kg, and then proceeded to peck furiously?

I don't think protective biker gear or a baseball bat would help much, and I'm not too fit rn, so my roly-poly skills are a bit rusty.

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

they would be able to run up to you (at probably about the same speed as a giraffe, but whats important is that it would be faster than you), and then peck at you, and if you dont get impaled by its beak, then it would probably stomp and kill you anyway

i dont think any amount of armor can hold 230kg without deforming heavily, though i could be wrong

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[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I know I’m probably dead wrong in that but I have a hard time imagining their fighting tactics.

It could swoop down, pick you up, lift you a few hundred feet in the air, and then drop you.

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[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

Sharing tracker free link (junk at end deleted) to that since I prefer ’em. +(Piped mirror)

… oh wow I’ve seen that, absolutely wild. Is that seagull-doctor recommended behavior? Wonder how long it took that bird to fly again.

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[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 13 points 8 months ago
[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

except its not a dinosaur...

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 70 points 8 months ago
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[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 52 points 8 months ago

Nowadays the most dangerous birdy is this one, capable of gutting you with a kick and they don't hesitate to do so either.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

As I learned yesterday, they are illegal as pets in Montreal.

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[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
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[-] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

That first picture..

[-] Faresh@lemmy.ml 11 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of the Wilddruden from the Ronja Räubertochter (Ronia, the Robber's Daughter) movie.

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[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 37 points 8 months ago

Despite its size, it only weighed about 250 lbs. Most of its skull is hollow.

[-] Zacryon@feddit.de 31 points 8 months ago

In international standard SI units that's about 113 kg.

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 30 points 8 months ago

Depends, did it speak German?

[-] MaryReadsBooks@lemmy.ml 10 points 8 months ago

Das haben wir damals noch nicht gemacht, aber mittlerweile ist das ein MUSS für jeden anständigen Dino

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[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago
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[-] Wermhatswormhat@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Idk I’m still partial to quetzacoaltus!

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 11 points 8 months ago

They're first cousins: Quetzalcoatlinae

Apparently Arambourgiania are also Quetzal's sibling.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

Fucking quesadilla birds...

[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Pelicans for humans

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