Makes me wish JFK was on a coin.

edit: I'm fucking stupid, you guys.

My wife scooped me up with a special pouch between her legs.

Experts in what field? Fucking doorology?

Satanists are still out here fighting the good fight, and we still don't believe in a literal Satan.

It would have cost you nothing to not say that.

One would think they should know the law if they're gonna be fucking cops in the first place.

I never understood this boomer shit.

That's rough. My family is the only thing in this world I give a shit about. I'd have killed myself years ago if it weren't for them.

There's always the blue shell.

He doesn't come off that way in this interview. He seems like a rich old fuck who's been so rich for so long that he genuinely struggles to understand how the poor plebs could possibly exist without private jets.

That's what happened to me and I'm radicalized now.