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[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 108 points 1 year ago

I got that it's some of these DEEZ NUTS jokes probably. But I kinda don't get it.

bo fae deez nuts? I don't get what this is supposed to sound like.

Ligma is simple. Sounds like Lick my. But bofae?!

Sry english is not my first language.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 year ago

Both of, specifically both uh

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

When said the right way, bofa sounds kinda like "both of"

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

No worries 🙂

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago
[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago
[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

dont worry i didnt get it either

[-] tanja 7 points 1 year ago

German meme master spotted in the wild; on a trans meme no less 👀😸✨🏳️‍⚧️

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Im Wald spricht man so wenig Angelsächsisch, da ist das schon nachvollziehbar.

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[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Ich Hans auch nicht verstanden. Aber zum Glück wurde erklärt.

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 74 points 1 year ago

Yup, it checks out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchiectomy (warning, contains surgical diagrams)

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 41 points 1 year ago

Common among trans women so they can stop taking anti-androgen drugs, and also a procedure included with bottom surgery for MTF. They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

[-] trainden 105 points 1 year ago
[-] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

I laughed harder at this then I should have.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah my girlfriend is weird so I wanted to let her have mine for wet specimen making, but they had to burn them.

But it depends on the surgeon so you can always ask

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

you can always ask

I can only picture the surgeon heaving a deep sigh, flipping his whiteboard around to reveal "asked" and "didn't ask" columns, and putting yet another checkmark on the only side with any checkmarks.

[-] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

they had to burn them.

They say that, don't they?

Really I think the hassle is just worth less to the surgeon than to the patient so they're incentivized to lie about it.

With how many religions insist adherents keep their parts for later burial (or other reasons) a patient liaison has to have a waiver in a drawer somewhere you can sign (Formalin is toxic) so they can return your bits or they'd have to deal with church funded lawsuits or at minimum bad PR.

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Hahahaha thank you for this

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[-] Daxter101 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago

Because they do a biopsy on them to check for cancer and then they incinerate them

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

If you claim you have a religious for needing them back (reunification being pretty common, as in, you need them so you can be buried with them) then they will run their tests, and give them back to you if they're not a hazard.

My brother used this to keep his gallbladder, and a friend of a friend kept her foot after diabetes took it. Both examples in Tennessee. I don't know if it matters which state you're in, but I'm positive the country would probably make a difference.

Plus, I think it's funny the idea of some medical person somewhere trying to square their incredibly narrow view of religion with a trans woman being so devout in their own faith as to be concerned about burial practices potentially decades in the future, given the stereotype that everyone LGBTQ+ is an evil atheist.

[-] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

That isn't true.
I won't be delving into the source of my confidence.

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[-] randoot@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago
[-] FakeGreekGirl 22 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's the best deez nuts joke possible.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

It's the best opportunity for a deez nuts joke. The set up, delivery and punchline of the joke were botched hard.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I like the candies one better

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago
[-] androogee@midwest.social 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Opinions are like assholes: I had mine surgically removed.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I thought it was pretty good

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

"Bofa" sounds like "both of", being a setup to "bofa deez nutz"

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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 47 points 1 year ago

I sometimes think about how Bank of America owns bofa.com

So much potential wasted on banking...

[-] androogee@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe you could own bofa.horse

[-] don@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago

bo fuh deez…

[-] fogstormberry 22 points 1 year ago

recreating this comic was the best part of mine

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

You mean the part where you went home and sat on the couch with a nice blankie and played some dark souls? Cuz that sounds like a real nice evening to me.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Bofaectomy deez nuts?

Doesn't work.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Man "bofadeezouttame" was right there

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