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[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 108 points 2 years ago

I got that it's some of these DEEZ NUTS jokes probably. But I kinda don't get it.

bo fae deez nuts? I don't get what this is supposed to sound like.

Ligma is simple. Sounds like Lick my. But bofae?!

Sry english is not my first language.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 years ago

Both of, specifically both uh

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago

When said the right way, bofa sounds kinda like "both of"

[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

No worries 🙂

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago
[-] ErKaf@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago
[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

dont worry i didnt get it either

[-] tanja 7 points 2 years ago

German meme master spotted in the wild; on a trans meme no less 👀😸✨🏳️‍⚧️

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Im Wald spricht man so wenig Angelsächsisch, da ist das schon nachvollziehbar.

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[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Ich Hans auch nicht verstanden. Aber zum Glück wurde erklärt.

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 74 points 2 years ago

Yup, it checks out.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchiectomy (warning, contains surgical diagrams)

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 41 points 2 years ago

Common among trans women so they can stop taking anti-androgen drugs, and also a procedure included with bottom surgery for MTF. They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

[-] trainden 105 points 2 years ago
[-] Shotgun_Alice@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I laughed harder at this then I should have.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah my girlfriend is weird so I wanted to let her have mine for wet specimen making, but they had to burn them.

But it depends on the surgeon so you can always ask

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

you can always ask

I can only picture the surgeon heaving a deep sigh, flipping his whiteboard around to reveal "asked" and "didn't ask" columns, and putting yet another checkmark on the only side with any checkmarks.

[-] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

they had to burn them.

They say that, don't they?

Really I think the hassle is just worth less to the surgeon than to the patient so they're incentivized to lie about it.

With how many religions insist adherents keep their parts for later burial (or other reasons) a patient liaison has to have a waiver in a drawer somewhere you can sign (Formalin is toxic) so they can return your bits or they'd have to deal with church funded lawsuits or at minimum bad PR.

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

Hahahaha thank you for this

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[-] Daxter101 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 7 points 2 years ago

Because they do a biopsy on them to check for cancer and then they incinerate them

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago

If you claim you have a religious for needing them back (reunification being pretty common, as in, you need them so you can be buried with them) then they will run their tests, and give them back to you if they're not a hazard.

My brother used this to keep his gallbladder, and a friend of a friend kept her foot after diabetes took it. Both examples in Tennessee. I don't know if it matters which state you're in, but I'm positive the country would probably make a difference.

Plus, I think it's funny the idea of some medical person somewhere trying to square their incredibly narrow view of religion with a trans woman being so devout in their own faith as to be concerned about burial practices potentially decades in the future, given the stereotype that everyone LGBTQ+ is an evil atheist.

[-] FfaerieOxide@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

They don’t let you keep the balls in a jar :-(

That isn't true.
I won't be delving into the source of my confidence.

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[-] randoot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago
[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 years ago
[-] FakeGreekGirl 22 points 2 years ago

I mean, it's the best deez nuts joke possible.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

It's the best opportunity for a deez nuts joke. The set up, delivery and punchline of the joke were botched hard.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

I like the candies one better

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[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago
[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago
[-] androogee@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Opinions are like assholes: I had mine surgically removed.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

I thought it was pretty good

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 36 points 2 years ago

"Bofa" sounds like "both of", being a setup to "bofa deez nutz"

[-] Hootz@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago
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[-] LinkOpensChest_wav 47 points 2 years ago

I sometimes think about how Bank of America owns bofa.com

So much potential wasted on banking...

[-] androogee@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

Maybe you could own bofa.horse

[-] don@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago

bo fuh deez…

[-] fogstormberry 22 points 2 years ago

recreating this comic was the best part of mine

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

You mean the part where you went home and sat on the couch with a nice blankie and played some dark souls? Cuz that sounds like a real nice evening to me.

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

BOFA DEEZ NUTS

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Bofaectomy deez nuts?

Doesn't work.

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Man "bofadeezouttame" was right there

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