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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 54 points 6 months ago

Bri'ish people: Conquer half of the world in the name of spices

Also Bri'ish people: Refuse to season food

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago

I'd never dare make a joke like this, not because it's mean or whatever, but because I wouldn't want to show off how little I know about the world.

[-] nyahlathotep@sh.itjust.works 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Americans who drink tea generally use a stovetop kettle. Sometimes they use an electric one. But what does it matter how the water gets hot, if the water's hot? Microwave radiation doesn't leave a taste in water or something

[-] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Boiling it with some kind of kettle can make minerals drop out of solution, but I really doubt it would make a significant taste difference unless the kettle is attached to copper piping leading to a catch basin (aka a still).

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[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago

This isn’t true, Americans make tea by boiling a stovetop kettle pouring that into a pitcher with 5 teabags adding 1-3 cups of sugar after about 3 minutes and then filling that pitcher to the top with hot tap water. And then pouring that over ice after about 5 minutes

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[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

No we don’t. We don’t drink tea at all

[-] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 8 points 6 months ago

You kid, but I really do find this stereotype of Americans fascinating in it's persistence. Every supermarket I've been to in America during the last decade has a tea section that is double the size of the coffee section next to it. These stores wouldn't be stocking like that if Americans weren't buying a ton of tea, but yet the idea of America being a tea desert continues.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 months ago

it's not that they don't drink tea, it's that they drink it wrong

[-] DragonAce@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

I bet it drives you nuts that we folks in the southern US like to drink our tea sweet as hell and ice cold.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

I do lie awake most nights thinking about it

[-] thegiddystitcher@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

That's kind of ok actually, at least you're not pretending it's real tea.

(also it's delicious, so you've got that going for you)

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[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Why of course we do. But we drink Yankee tea, which is a super concentrate of all tea leaves ever created. It's illegal in 36 countries and if you drink it you either meet god or you have a stroke. One of the two.

[-] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I either buy my tea at a convenience store in a can, or i put it in a large jug of water, leave it out in the sun for a few hours and then drink it with ice and a bit of sugar.

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Electric kettles have been available at every American ~~supermarket~~ superstore for literal decades.

Yes they aren't ubiquitous here in the way they are in the UK and elsewhere, but they're absolutely not a rarity at all.

Sincerely, somebody who has been using an electric kettle for almost two decades.

edit: wrong word. I meant places like Walmart, not places like Safeway.

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[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Lol, no we don't. We just don't drink tea. Unless you're in the south n it's more sugar water than tea.

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago

Southerners are actually 2/3 hummingbird

[-] Rinna@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago

I have an electric kettle and actually go out of my way to get good tea thank you.

[-] Kyatto@leminal.space 11 points 6 months ago

I have an electric kettle, AND I season my food, lol

[-] Sertou@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I use a kettle at home, but I’ve used a microwave at work. I don’t understand what’s remotely laughable about doing so. Boiling water is boiling water.

I’ll tell what is laughable is how America restaurants typically serve hot tea. They draw a small metal container of hot water from the spigot on the side of the coffee maker, and bring it to the table with an empty cup and a teabag. By the time the bag goes in the water, the water is far too cold to infuse properly.

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[-] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 10 points 6 months ago
[-] derf82@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

It actually doesn’t make that big of difference. It is more likely Americans don’t have kettles because we drink more coffee and have drip coffee brewers instead.

https://youtu.be/_yMMTVVJI4c

We use a kettle here in the states and it’s just fine. But it’s mostly used for French press coffee.

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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago

I’m British and was shocked to learn that other countries don’t even have 3000W electric kettles.

[-] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

Just put the kettle on top of your Intel laptop...

[-] Caiman86@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Our typical US 120V household outlets can't pull that much power. Most electric kettles here draw about 1.5 kW.

Could run a 240V circuit (or tap into the oven/range 240V circuit I suppose) and use an imported UK kettle. I've heard of people here actually doing this, but I can live with the slower boil times 😄

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[-] Criscofingers@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Most people I know use a kettle as well as I. Hailing from Michigan!!

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 months ago

wait people make tea in the microwave? gross lol

[-] TotalTrash@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 months ago

wait people don't understand how microwaves work? dumb lol

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[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I use a gas stove to heat my kettle.

The microwave is only used to melt butter before I make cheesecake.

[-] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I have a machine that keeps hot water on tap. You peasants heat your water up? I pour mine in the cup already boiling hot from the tap. Kettles are so 90s early 2000s.

[-] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 months ago

The hot water coming out of the tap isn't supposed to be boiling.

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[-] prayer@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Americans: invent machine to boil water

Also Americans: use that machine to boil water

Rest of the world: 😱

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[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I like my electric kettle because it has temperature settings for specific tea leaves/types and it has a large volume. But if I just want to boil one cup, the microwave is a no-brainer.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago
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[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The British sent us Beatles and Monty Python, let them have this.

[-] Pulptastic@midwest.social 7 points 6 months ago

I only make tea with water from Boston Harbor.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago

Have an electric kettle. It's slower than kettles in the UK and Ireland as it maxes out at a lower wattage.

[-] survivalmachine@beehaw.org 6 points 6 months ago

Erm, the microwave is faster and more efficient at heating water.

[-] Daxter101 8 points 6 months ago

American outlet electricity, I recall, is such that it is actually some kind of weak. You guys need the microwave because your kettles aren't getting enough to eat, so they can't lift.

There was a technology connections video of that I think...

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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Ok, Brits. Educate me. What's the benefit of a tea kettle over heating water in the mug you'll drink it out of in the microwave? (Assuming you're making one cup of tea.)

[-] xor@infosec.pub 6 points 6 months ago

well you see, when you heat it slowly over a flame, the bad stuff evaporates and leaves behind a purer flavor...
when you microwave, it doesn't

p.s. im an american and have no problem microwaving water... but i do swear there's a slight difference... maybe it's from the cup being nuked?
i also microwave cold coffee...

[-] JackLSauce@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Truly the superior hot water

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I think most use a kettle on the stovetop.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 6 months ago

If you're british and lacking a tank, you can always use a gatling gun to heat the water instead

[-] Asclepiaz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Could someone explain why it matters? Is microwaving water for tea akin to instant coffee or Keurig to snobby coffee drinkers? (I nuke water for tea, but when it comes to coffee I use distilled water, fresh beans, a scale and it's kinda ritualistic)

[-] FoD@startrek.website 7 points 6 months ago

At the end of the day, everything is just atoms moving at different wiggle rates, that's the technical term. It doesn't matter what makes them wiggle faster or slower.

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