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[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 100 points 8 months ago
  1. Chainmail provides little to no protection against impact damage. As we saw in Fellowship, evil beings who attack heroes in bed use slashing attacks with broadswords or similar weapons. While it might prevent cuts, it’s basically like being beaten with an iron rod that will break bones and rupture organs. It is unsuitable as armor. That’s leaving aside weapons like maces, hammers, and clubs, or a Seal Team Six scenario.
  2. It’s aluminum. Or aluminium, if you’re that kind of person. This is basically a blanket designed by Jony Ive. It doesn’t warm. It doesn’t protect. But it’s thin and lightweight. Which is the opposite of what you want in a weighted blanket.
  3. You can buy weighted blankets that come in a variety of weights and warmth characteristics for a fraction of the time investment used to make this. The money you save could be used to buy a home security system that includes a minefield or electric fence. If you’re impressed by what a claymore sword can do to an orc, wait until you see what a claymore mine can do.
[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 99 points 8 months ago

I know #1 is a joke but for everyone else in history that's why people wore the aketon, or gambeson or padded/quilted tunic under mail. Provided impact protection and made mail more comfortable!

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 47 points 8 months ago

And the combo of padding + rings was more effective against cutting and blunt weapons than either on their own! And it was easy to maintain, repair, and the mail could be transferred from person to person with some addition or subtraction of rings.

Just all around quality protection.

[-] xor@infosec.pub 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

the point is its supposed to be cool
(temperature wise)

[-] lookorex@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And heavy, which it also is.

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[-] Risk@feddit.uk 13 points 8 months ago
[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

No, man. My comments are like jazz.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

I think OP is just passionate about this thing. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 50 points 8 months ago

Too bad aluminum will oxides and cause black stains on the bed sheets

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 50 points 8 months ago

Replace bed sheets with aluminum.

[-] autokludge@programming.dev 16 points 8 months ago

Replacement bed sheets in question

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[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 38 points 8 months ago
[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

This will protect me from the harmful Covid causing 5g rays I've heard so much about.

[-] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Pure diamond chainmail for if you really wanna be cold. 10x more effective at heat transfer than copper

[-] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 9 points 8 months ago

I need a pure diamond heatsink contact surface

[-] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

You may well get one in your lifetime. CVD technology is becoming increasingly practical, and future improvements in computing may depend on it.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Every time I've messed with chain mail it's always felt like it's ripping out my body hair. This looks like torture.

[-] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 28 points 8 months ago

This is why chainmail is always used with a liner. I imagine the guy in the posts uses a sheet or a thin blanket beneath

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

This is what it means to be a man.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

A completely hairless man.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

Well, you're not supposed to wear it against bare skin. For suits of armor they wore padded jackets underneath the chainmail.

[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

coil cut cosplay 'chainmail' is NOTHING like actual combat chainmail.

[-] mods_are_assholes@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

That's because the ends aren't welded and microgaps can snag everything.

If you can't braise aluminum (and most people can't) then you can use little dots of JBweld in the gaps. Time consuming but 100x more comfortable.

Source: I used to be a Royal Chessman (Rook)

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[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 months ago

Accidental epilator.

[-] kogasa@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

I think riveting the rings helps with that but it makes it way way harder.

[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 32 points 8 months ago

Thank you for spelling aluminium correctly.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 8 months ago

They were playing both sides

[-] quicksand@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

In America we say almuilum

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[-] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

No. The Latin ending -ium designates that something comes from a place. Like, magnesium was originally found in Magnesia. Aluminia is not a place. It's name is derived from the Latin word 'alumen' for aluminum oxide.

This is what happens when you let people read the Bible in English.

[-] crispy_kilt@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

The International Union of Pure and Applied Chemistry (IUPAC) adopted aluminium as the standard international name for the element.

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[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 25 points 8 months ago

hear me out: tungsten chainmail blanket

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Depleted uranium blanket. My sleep paralysis demon is a plutonium sphere.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago

Even though the radioactivity would be negligible, it would still be toxic as a heavy metal. Tungsten is definitely the way to go here.

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[-] CptEnder@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Magnesium chainmail if you're sleeping on the surface of the sun or next to my tiny girlfriend

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I'll say this for the thick girls, they're cool on the outside and don't bitch about freezing. Meanwhile, my 95lb. wife, permanently frozen and shedding heat like a hummingbird.

First thing in the morning, sweating my ass off, legs glued together...

"Babe! Let me embrace you!"

"Get OFF! pant, pant, pant

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[-] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 7 points 8 months ago

Haters will say it's too hard to machine

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[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 8 months ago

Well, not only men can be on the spectrum!

[-] Tweed@lemmy.studio 23 points 8 months ago
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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 21 points 8 months ago

nice work, but the guys got some pretty stupid ideas on what 'a man' is

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 40 points 8 months ago
  1. pursues his own interest, even if it seems weird to others.

  2. brings an idea he cares about from germ to product, even though it’s a lot of work

It’s not so bad!

[-] Turun@feddit.de 10 points 8 months ago

Yes, but are those two points gender specific?

[-] idiomaddict@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago

I don’t think so, but our ideas of gender are individual- maybe that makes the perfect man for this guy and the perfect woman is decisive and well informed.

Because of my dad and husband, I have an association between manliness and home cooking, which is probably not super common, but it’s still definitely there in my head.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

He is now prepared for the 3am eldenring boss.

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I can't judge. I do weird/benign shit like this too. I might even enjoy this if given the opportunity to try it.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

This is like... Super Saiyan 3 autism

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Found Bennett from Commando.

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[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

I've done something similar with aluminum fence wire. It's strangely very satisfying to hold.

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