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My one true love (lemmy.world)
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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 89 points 2 years ago

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 140 points 2 years ago
[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago
[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

๐ŸŽถ My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them ๐ŸŽถ

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 2 years ago

Wanna eat it? :3

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 years ago

Ooh, we doinโ€™ pancakes today??

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps

::rubs fingers together::

Cat's can't resist!

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Come on guys...its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

You really need a comma in there.

[-] onion@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

He is you, the reader.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 2 years ago

You forgot to say that you're big and bearded.

[-] arken@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago

Why you gotta call me out like that?

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago
[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 2 years ago

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 years ago

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 15 points 2 years ago

TOES

๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

We could all use a Samwise in our lives

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

whatever happened to Faramir?

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)

[-] ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone 12 points 2 years ago

Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. ๐Ÿ˜

They've both got heart.

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Also loyal AF

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago
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[-] Blackmist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Pippin is clearly the best character.

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Ye, Sam is good.

[-] Bonje@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Shh! You'll get boiled for that!

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