Saaaame
Yorkshire Gold ☕️🤍
I booped all the greyhound snooooots 😍
I try to avoid going out at annoying times - e.g., rush hour, school zones, restaurants on a Friday or Saturday night. That helps a lot.
They don't make mustaches like that anymore.
I was always more partial to Tom Selleck.
Local government is great but we're a pretty small township.
National government is fucked and can go fuck itself. Packed full of incompetent morons, sycophants, opportunists, grifters, and brainworms, and riddled with hate - racism, homophobia, misogyny, transphobia, ableism, etc. It's a smorgasbord of vile shitheads who never should've gotten anywhere near this much power.
This is so sweet, I might cry. I have a dad but he's...not the best. I can't ever imagine receiving heartfelt praise or encouragement from him. The men doing this deserve all the hugs and thanks 🤍
Late Gen X / early Millennial is called a Xennial. We're characterized as having been born in a largely analog world and coming of age as consumer technology became more prevalent. I think it informally encompasses 1977-1983.
I was born in '81 and graduated high school in '99. I grew up hearing that I was Gen X, the slacker generation, the whatever generation, the generation where trying was uncool. And that's exactly the experience I had. I was an adult before I ever heard the term 'millennial' and I don't identify with it at all, though technically I'm on the cusp. Xennial does seem to fit though.
Doesn't the baby already come covered in parmesan cheese?
When your brow waxer is implying you've got a lady stache, and asking if you want her to wax that too.
I never thought I'd see the day where I agree with Fucker Carlson. Jesus.