Just about all of it.

Most farming gets subsidised. This is a good thing. You want excess in the system. You've seen what the free markets did to housing. You don't want that happening to food.

The slavery-in-all-but-name isn't such a good thing, but hey-ho.

They've captured his weird lumpy face beautifully.

I had that with "I don't care about cookies" add-on.

I disabled it and then it blocked me for being from Europe. 🤷‍♂️

Self checkout is just fine, as long as you have enough of them.

Even better are the handsets you can take around the shop and scan as you go, as nobody wants to really be doing an entire trolley at the self checkout.

Yeah, it's a wealth tax we need. 10% a year of everything over $100 million. Yeah, bitch, I'm including all your motherfucking shares and property as well.

Oh, have Gen Z rediscovered the thermos flask?

Did the same thing with Dubya.

"That other guy is terrible" is a really bad way to go into an election.

Neither side knows how to fix things, but one of them lies and says it does. Being the incumbent doesn't help either, because if you do say you know how to fix things the obvious reply is "well why haven't you done it then?"

Is it just a 70% smaller battery?

Oh don't worry.

The billionaires will make sure the homeless don't exist soon enough.

Sad that Android TV boxes have better playback than PCs costing 20 times as much.

Only 23 years?

I don't think this bad lad has changed since Windows 3.1

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Turns out he was thinking about ducks all along.