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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

Idk who is using all those expensive ass delivery options. Just pick it up, food is fresher and cheaper.

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A) I've no licence

B) I've no car

C) The only transport near where I live is a bus every hour.

D) there are no fast food places near me outside of a Chinese takeaway that's a 5-10 minute walk up and down steep hills.

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

What are you too good for the bus? Also, cook your own food, it's way cheaper..

[-] RedSeries@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Yeah! Are you too good for a 4 hour round trip with 50 pointless stops on an empty bus? Too good for that 1 hour wait time if you miss it? You should instead use said bus to go grocery shopping so you can carry that shit home instead of conveniencing yourself and being rightfully upset with the cost and bad product. /s

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Jesus christ, if you can't manage to use a bus properly and feed yourself without relying on door dash you should move back in with an adult.

[-] GnomeKat 4 points 2 years ago

low effort troll

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A bike isn't an option everywhere, especially in the US. My parents are from the Netherlands, where almost everyone bikes almost everywhere. When they moved to the US, my dad biked to work. Once. To my knowledge, in the 30 years they lived here, he's never decided to try it again.

[-] MalachaiConstant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

One of the games I play on my commute is imagining what the bike route would be like. I looked it up once and every path included a high traffic street with no sidewalk; where I live, that's straight up flirting with death. Cycling in my area requires a large group and/or limited capacity for risk assessment.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The only bikes I see on my drive are there in memorial to someone who died there on a bike.

[-] 3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not with that attitude.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It gets more cost effective the more food you order, 1 meal @ 15$ + 15$ in fees and tips is outrageous, 50% of your total is just fees and tips. But 4 or 5 meals at 50-60$ + 15$ in fees and tips is much more reasonable. The DD fees don't scale to the order size you make (surprisingly lmao).

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fifteen dollars in tips and fees?! wtf?

Is the food delivered with a Porsche and the delivery person personally feeds you or what?!

Over here delivery is like 2-3€, and you tip if the service was above average and well then it's usually by filling up to something convenient (this is based on until recently still mostly using actual cash, so tipping to save the delivery person the time fiddling with change, "just keep the change").

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[-] clearleaf@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

Doordash be like $17 + $4 + $6 = $57.86

[-] catfish@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And don't forget to tip your delivery driver!

[-] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

(industry standard is 200% plus more for fast service, preferably in advance)

[-] Candybar121@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

plus federal tax, state tax, city tax, fuck you tax, and another fuck you convenience fee :)

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Skip The Dishes recently made a sneaky update to their app that changed the minimum tip from 10% to 12%. Sneaky bastards.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 years ago

Cooking your own food is pretty cool just saying

[-] const_void@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

My neighbors get everything delivered. Even a single bottle of water. It's insane.

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I get everything delivered as well, I mean groceries. It costs me 20 EUR a month to get unlimited free deliveries from Albert Heijn. Prices are similar or the same as in store, I even get the same store discounts, sometimes they give me a free bottle of beer. They also take away my old plastic bottles, and deliver to my door of my umpteenth floor flat. Tips are not expected, no option in the app, the drivers actually run away to the next place as fast as they can after I pay.

I don't see the problem with it. It's good on the environment as well, since I'm better able to plan groceries, I have less food waste, and it is more efficient to truck the groceries to me than everyone making the trip separately.

[-] evranch@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

Questionable whether it's actually better for the environment as the truck runs every day.

I would say it's better to have a large deep freeze as the energy it consumes yearly likely wouldn't even get you to the store and back once.

I go to the city about once a month and go to Costco, which is really a central location that they truck all of the groceries to, and fill my vehicle completely full of the things I can't grow and store way out here in the middle of nowhere.

I run 2 freezers actually, one I fill with meat when we butcher in the fall, the other with vegetables and fruit from the summer, as well as carbs like perogies, tortillas, breads and buns etc.

I know that obviously most people can't do this to my extent but you can buy a 1/4 beef from a farmer, 1/2 pork, frozen fruit and veg from Costco, sausage from a butcher and so on. Then you barely have to shop at all.

The convenience sounds great but I would say that's the main purpose, not environmental reasons. Also, I would be in for the free beer!

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

The environmental gains come in when me and my 1500 neighbours don't all go to the supermarket one by one, by car or even public transit, but the supermarket delivers a truckload of stuff to us at the same time. Saves the energy of getting 1500 people to the supermarket and back. Consequently, there are fewer people in the supermarket as well, so those are smaller, need less parking spaces, the city has less traffic and all sorts of knock-on effects.

[-] Facebones@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

Can you freeze fruit and veggies like that? Me and my ex always meant to get a chest freezer but then covid happened and they were nowhere to be found for two years 😂

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[-] callouscomic@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

Stop ordering delivery. I never have used these shitty apps. I also never order pizza delivery. I can't believe how many people trust their unsealed food with strangers who nobody is watching.

[-] hakobo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Half of the places I order from seal the bags with stickers that make it obvious if someone has tampered with it. And also, I don't really worry about it because I have never done anything to this stranger to make them inclined to tamper with my food. And if they're doing this job, they probably really need the money and don't want to risk getting banned (can't really say fired because they're not technically employees) and are also in such a hurry because every second counts on picking up enough orders in a "shift." Not everyone is out to get me. I've mostly had good experiences with delivery and most of the screw ups are from the restaurant, not the delivery person.

All that said, I should order less delivery. For my health and my wallet. But I just value my time probably far higher than I should.

[-] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I love cooking, but it seems I may love not cooking even more.

[-] autokludge@programming.dev 12 points 2 years ago

I only order the original delivered fast food -- pizza.

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[-] DoctorRoxxo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Literally bitching to my friend how I just spend $13 fucking dollars at McDonald’s and the food was cold and disgusting, I’m tempted to calll my credit card company and issue a chargeback.

[-] phileashog@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 years ago

Hate to sound like a Karen, but you can try telling the manager. Usually they are pleasant and are willing to compensate you.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Every mass venue or event entree ever.

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I've not really used the new food delivery services and with the cost of fast food and freshly made food in supermarkets rising so much as it was, I've actually started making basic dinners at home for myself instead.

I also now buy premade frozen things that I can just pop into a toaster oven for those lazy nights. Probably on par or better than the fast food anyways despite the extra effort of buying ahead of time.

[-] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

USA, living on tips since before my old ass got here.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

More like when someone buys you lunch but the food and service suck terribly. I tend to complain and then I catch myself.

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