Who still gives a shit about that dumb little website, just ignore it and maybe it will go away

Wait do people actually not like celery? I eat it as a snack

Can’t help but notice that this oompa loompa cunt still hasn’t been executed, what’s up with that America?

60m2 for people who don’t know yee haw units

Many people keep asserting that DuckDuckGo is as useless as Google, but I haven’t had a single issue with it. Could it be a regional thing?

There is no point. You paid $25 for cold fast food, the delivery driver didn’t get paid shit and the restaurant didn’t get paid shit. On the bright side, the shitty delivery app might be profitable next quarter after firing 30% of their staff :)

RIP Norm Macdonald

Cause of death: 15 minute long pre-push hook

Devil’s advocate: basically the only proper way to figure out how people are using your product and how you can tweak it to achieve its goal is by firing events and including relevant metadata such as how much time they spent on a screen or how far they scrolled. Telemetry is not necessarily “evil” by default.

This is so insane, if your business is not sustainable with normal salaries, you have no right to exist. You fucked it, try another business model.