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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 59 points 2 years ago

Idk who is using all those expensive ass delivery options. Just pick it up, food is fresher and cheaper.

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A) I've no licence

B) I've no car

C) The only transport near where I live is a bus every hour.

D) there are no fast food places near me outside of a Chinese takeaway that's a 5-10 minute walk up and down steep hills.

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

What are you too good for the bus? Also, cook your own food, it's way cheaper..

[-] RedSeries@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Yeah! Are you too good for a 4 hour round trip with 50 pointless stops on an empty bus? Too good for that 1 hour wait time if you miss it? You should instead use said bus to go grocery shopping so you can carry that shit home instead of conveniencing yourself and being rightfully upset with the cost and bad product. /s

[-] Nudding@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Jesus christ, if you can't manage to use a bus properly and feed yourself without relying on door dash you should move back in with an adult.

[-] GnomeKat 4 points 2 years ago

low effort troll

[-] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A bike isn't an option everywhere, especially in the US. My parents are from the Netherlands, where almost everyone bikes almost everywhere. When they moved to the US, my dad biked to work. Once. To my knowledge, in the 30 years they lived here, he's never decided to try it again.

[-] MalachaiConstant@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

One of the games I play on my commute is imagining what the bike route would be like. I looked it up once and every path included a high traffic street with no sidewalk; where I live, that's straight up flirting with death. Cycling in my area requires a large group and/or limited capacity for risk assessment.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The only bikes I see on my drive are there in memorial to someone who died there on a bike.

[-] 3aqn5k6ryk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Not with that attitude.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It gets more cost effective the more food you order, 1 meal @ 15$ + 15$ in fees and tips is outrageous, 50% of your total is just fees and tips. But 4 or 5 meals at 50-60$ + 15$ in fees and tips is much more reasonable. The DD fees don't scale to the order size you make (surprisingly lmao).

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Fifteen dollars in tips and fees?! wtf?

Is the food delivered with a Porsche and the delivery person personally feeds you or what?!

Over here delivery is like 2-3€, and you tip if the service was above average and well then it's usually by filling up to something convenient (this is based on until recently still mostly using actual cash, so tipping to save the delivery person the time fiddling with change, "just keep the change").

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

The fee is about 8-10 depending on the restaurant and your area. I usually do a tip of about 5-7 so that I can get better service from the driver. Really, the tip should be thought of more of a "silent bid" for services or a bribe if you want to have fun with it lol

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Damn, you tip before the delivery? Then it's really just part of the fee, no? Especially if it's like a bid. :o

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, the tip is more of a bribe to encourage the driver to get the food to you in a timely manner.

[-] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Don't give them ideas (even though it's probably already in the pipeline)

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

These meals don't cost the money to be microwaved again, it's just not that good. Better off ordering groceries in that case.

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