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I have this on a t-shirt and been called cute 🥰
Where did you get it? I have several friends I’d like to buy this as a shirt for!
Try etsy
I'm just worried that if Jesus comes back, he'll think I didn't eat enough crackers over the years.
Funnily enough, in Spain we call the crackers/wafers/whatevertheyare Hostias, and hostias is one of our catch-all terms for yelling "Jesus!" in shock or bewilderment
Funny, there's also an English phrase "Christ on a cracker!"
Christ on a Cracker is better with Cheesus.
In Quebec French "host" is used in the same way. So are chalice, Tabernacle, virgin Mary and I'm probably forgetting some.
Hail Satan :D
Hail yourself!
And I found my new wallpaper. It's adorable.
Get thee behind me, Jesus!
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Someone used that phrase at me once. Get thee behind me! My impulse was to cackle like sickly King Theoden and say You have no power here!
He tried again and it still didn't work.
this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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