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🤘 Rule
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Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
I'm just worried that if Jesus comes back, he'll think I didn't eat enough crackers over the years.
Funnily enough, in Spain we call the crackers/wafers/whatevertheyare Hostias, and hostias is one of our catch-all terms for yelling "Jesus!" in shock or bewilderment
Funny, there's also an English phrase "Christ on a cracker!"
Christ on a Cracker is better with Cheesus.
In Quebec French "host" is used in the same way. So are chalice, Tabernacle, virgin Mary and I'm probably forgetting some.