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[-] belluck 48 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I hate when people phrase it like this. „Grok“ calls for nothing, somebody just got the chatbot to say what they want it to say, which is remarkably easy.

Can we stop posting this shit like it means something?

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 3 days ago

Can we? Sure.

Will we? Absolutely not.

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Grok makes the right assumption, which is this:

Given that DoJ won't release half of the Epstein files, nobody has definite proof of who's a pedo and who isn't. But considering how powerful the men mentioned in the Epstein files are, it is reasonable to assume they can corrupt DoJ into not releasing the dirt, and they have.

Therefore, it is rational to apply presumption of guilt to anybody listed in the Epstein files rather than presumption of innocence. Ergo, Musk is a fucking pedo until proven otherwise. It's plain logic.

Incidentally, considering everybody mentioned in the Epstein files to be pedos by default has one interesting consequence: if somebody with enough influence to sway DoJ is outraged at being associated with Epstein's pedo ring, they can use their influence to publicly ask that the files be released - or at least the parts of the files that concern them - and clear their good name. Right? Well... Notice how none of those fuckers come out to ask their good names cleared...

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 22 points 4 days ago

Grok, imagine how sicc this looks

Time for another lobotomy for Grok

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 4 days ago

Another kid hates the Musk

bada bum bum bum

Another kid hates and another kid hates

Another kid hates the Musk!

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Finally, something grok and I can agree on.

[-] SteveLeo@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

you heard the machine, seize him!

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I mean... fuck Grok but can we just do it anyway?

[-] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

SpaceX price is going up on this news.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 4 days ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 4 days ago

He was always a fascist asshole idiot. He just wasn't always public about it.

[-] shweddy@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wtf does this even mean

Ohhh do You mean when the mask slipped after he called a cave diver a "pedo guy"?

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

OP thinks 2018 Elon was a better man, when all he was was better at hiding who he truly is.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 3 points 3 days ago

Maybe. He could have kept it hidden, that would have been better.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

A deceitful fascist is still a fascist, let go of it, find better heros/role models

[-] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

He went off the rails from covid.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Ketamine or cocaine are the only rails he was ever on

[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Nah, he’s always sucked. I first heard about him in 2007, shilling Hyperloop, and I was like “wow this is such an obvious grift!” The tech was totally fake and experimental compared to just buying off the shelf HSR tech. Hyperloop was so obviously bad, on its face, that ever since then I’ve been judging everyone who gets into him.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

Counterpoint Spacex is wildly successful. So (was) Tesla. You cant say falcon 9 hasn't delivered on its promises.

[-] antifa_ceo@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 days ago
[-] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago

What if I suck really really hard?

[-] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Was this the one calling people pedophiles because they didn't want to wait for his dream sub to materialize and instead directly saved the kids from the cave they were stranded in? Or even before?

There a song you remind me of. She has similar grievances: Penelope Scott - Rät

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 6 points 3 days ago

Check out common sense skeptics on YouTube for a deep dive into how musk was always a total cunt

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