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All the way from 1992 (media.piefed.world)
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[-] warm@kbin.earth 137 points 6 days ago
  • Movies, including Home Alone and Back to the Future on VHS
  • CDs, including Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ’Em by MC Hammer and Michael Jackson's Dangerous album
  • A Nintendo Game Boy
  • Rollerblades
  • Reebok Pump sneakers
  • A jar of Gak, at the request of a Dr. Emmett Brown impersonator, who showed up in a real DeLorean and fake hair
  • One of Joey Lawrence’s “Whoa! ’92” hats, which he stopped by to present
  • News reports, including coverage of the AIDS crisis, Desert Storm, and the end of the Soviet Union
  • Books, including a world atlas, history book, comic book, phone book, the Orlando TV Guide for the week of April 30, 1992, and a copy of the Book of - Endangered Species
  • An issue of Nickelodeon magazine
  • A Nicktoons t-shirt featuring Ren & Stimpy
  • A piece of the Berlin Wall
  • A Barbie doll
  • Pencils
  • A skateboard
  • A baseball
  • Twinkies
  • A stick of bubble gum (though no one seems to know which kind)
  • Photos of things too big (or alive) to fit inside, including bicycles, planes, trains, cars, politicians and celebrities
  • A videotape, which was a recording of the live ceremony, shot by a girl named Vicky who stood onstage to operate the Kid Cam
  • The camera recording the tape, which appears to have been unplanned—Mike O’Malley and Joey Lawrence both looked baffled about how to remove the tape from the camera, so the whole setup was tossed in at the last minute

I think 2042 might still be too early to open it, but it will be nice for anyone there to watch it be opened, if they care!

[-] mrmisses@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago

Is this a real list? Obviously in 1992 they didn't know that the Internet would preserve the memory of a lot of this stuff so yeah, feels too early. But imagine the world with no Internet that had moved on and forgotten about Joey's "whoa!"

[-] Hobo@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nickelodeon_Studios

There’s a section for the Time Capsule under Opening and Reception. It has the list above in the article more or less and cites this source: https://cdm21072.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/collection/p21072coll2/id/784

Which has essentially the list from both above and the wiki. So if we wanted to confirm we’d probably have to go to the video which can be found here: https://youtu.be/W1hxmfi_4J8

Which from my casual viewing seems be approximately the list above with the exception of perhaps a newspaper from the day they loaded the capsule (approximately one minute in), but that is probably accounted for with the news reports.

[-] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Unfortunately, by 2042, the technology to read books will be gone.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I'm imagining Wall-E humans

[-] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Don't worry, we'll invent Book Reading as a Service by then. It runs on rust and kubernates.

[-] angband@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

So the battery in the camera will ooze over everything.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Plot twist: the Gak became sentient and consumed the rest of the time capsule’s contents. In 2042 we shall all become Gak.

Surely the water and salt in the Gak is enough to do some damage, if not for its sentience.

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

The twinkies should still be edible

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Tell him about the Twinkie

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

What are twinkies? I see them referenced a lot in popular media and then depiction appears to be of a glazed eclair, so the worst possible version of an eclair, baked goods like wrap tend to go stale after about 10 minutes I'm not sure why they're supposed to last for so long.

[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Your description, “the worst possible version of an eclair”, is essentially correct.

In terms of how long they actually last, I don’t really know. But it has been a recurring joke for many years that they are basically indestructible.

I’m sure they are pumped full of artificial preservatives though…

[-] HertzDentalBar 2 points 5 days ago

You forgot they filled it with slime to preserve it all.

[-] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

“Mike O’Malley? Mike… O’Malley... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time."

[-] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Definitely zebra gum

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Hate to be a downer here, but this is all shit we can see on the Internet now.

Maybe it’s because I was alive at that time, it’s not as interesting to me. Maybe I’m just a grumpy old man.

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

The internet wasnt as ubiquitious then as it is now. I do agree, that time capsules need to wait a bit longer these days given how digital records keep about as long if you try.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Spoilers!!!

[-] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 45 points 6 days ago

Lowkey I hope it's just full of slime

[-] homik@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

I don't know...

[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 47 points 6 days ago

Oh shit, 2042, that's, like, another 35 years from now, right?

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 36 points 6 days ago

Fun fact: You are closer to 2042 than to 1992

[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 8 points 6 days ago
[-] oxysis 3 points 6 days ago

Thank you Dr Klein

[-] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I measure time by the sci-fi periods we pass. Obviously BTTF I was a big year. The world as we knew it ended the year after. Next is I,Robot in 2035 iirc, then Blade Runner 2042

[-] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Wade Watts from the print version of Ready Player One was born August 12th, 2026.

We are very close. Not that RPO is as old as any of the media you mentioned, nor is the setting as far-future in terms of technological advancements.

[-] lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

Yo even though it was corpo-hell, that beauty of the Oasis and being any being was so alluring to me. And IP being a thing of the past (I was impressed by how many references they managed to stuff in the movie, maybe 1/4 of the book aha).

Ya it still required working loads to buy MTX or a ticket to travel, but it was so freeing in other senses.

Guess we got VRChat for this timeline lol

[-] homik@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

There will come soft rains was just now.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago

That's not fun.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 47 points 6 days ago

I hope it’s just gallons and gallons of expired rotten Gak

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 11 points 5 days ago
[-] TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id 12 points 5 days ago

It's slime. And it will have mutated into a world ending bacteria.

[-] twinnie@feddit.uk 24 points 6 days ago

Some time capsules are so unambitious. I remember seeing a library buried one for ten years. The person who buried it was the same person who dug it up.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago

The concept of time capsules should be put in a time capsule.

[-] TehWorld@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I saw one that was a 25 year capsule. I have some boxes of crap in my garage that quality as time capsules.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Picture looks like it's full of Gak™

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Oh shit. Now I have a reason to live! Thanks!

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 8 points 6 days ago

Dan Schneider's Phylactery

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'll be my early 50s, that's not even a good times capsule, I'll still know all of the things that are.

I suppose it's aimed at children, "this is what your parents thought was important", presumably everyone will then have a good laugh at the VCR in the cassette tape that will inevitably be in there and no one will have any way to play.

[-] Earthwormjim91@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

50 years is a really good timeline for a time capsule. Close enough that parents or grandparents were there and lived it, far enough out that it’s decades before you existed.

Time capsules are never meant for the people who were there when they were sealed. That would defeat the purpose of a time capsule…

No shit you remember it. You were there. That’s the whole damn point. That there will be people around that lived it and can actually explain it all firsthand. That’s why they’re not super long-timeline things. It’s not for you. It’s nostalgia for the people that buried it, and a good passing down of information from generation to generation. But the primary point of time capsules are showing new generations history.

It’s like how the 90s are an exhibit at museums now. I took my kids to one. It was fun explaining all the shit they saw and thought was wild, because I lived it firsthand and it was just life.

It'll be fun when it’s my grandkids too.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Drink Your Ovaltine

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

Looks sort of like a Stargate (okay no chevrons to lock I know) just push the right coordinates on the DHD and you'll be fine. Depending where you are in the universe....or galaxy? Can't recall how far they went, time for another rewatch it seems.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

Seems to missing a few screws, looks like its already been opened.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

If I recall right, it hasn't been opened but it has been moved since the original studio location it was at closed.

[-] SCmSTR 1 points 6 days ago

One time I made some chai milk tea and put it in a thermos and forgot about it for like two years. Then remembered it, couldn't bring myself to open it for another year and it sat on the counter behind the sink, staring at me. Fiinally, I gathered the courage to open it. It wasn't stinky at all and basically looked like it was just slightly separated. Magic chai tea.

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