How odd that he immediately knew it was for him. As if he knows full well what he is doing is evil and that he was there to ruin the citizens of Salem and then escape to his new yacht in the Bahamas.
I mean, you don't need to believe you're evil to understand that everyone else believes you're evil. He probably thinks he's right and it's everyone else who is wrong.
I love the bike trailer guillotine. I ought to get one.
If another revolution were to happen in France, the railway unions, who have mobile sausage grill trolleys that roll along tram tracks to feed protest marchers, would presumably be entrusted with guillotine logistics
Wait, are you implying …guillotine output->sausage grill input? O.o
Eat the rich. In a bun. With mustard an onions.
Billionaire On A Bun. Doesn't get any better than that!
(Well, it doesn't get any better than that until Trillionaire Toast is back on the menu.)
I was referring to the utility of railway tracks for transporting bulky objects when one has the means to use them. And if grills, then why not guillotines?
Were the revolution to take the idea of eating the rich literally, one could attach a woodchipper behind the guillotine in place of the traditional basket. Though eating unpopular rulers may be more a Dutch tradition than a French one.
It's a train, you can have as many cars as you want.
It's so chic! I really thought I already had all my E-bike accessories figured out, but there really is always more to buy with any hobby, turns out.
It's too small, it won't have any drop speed. It needs to be much taller.
I don't have a problem with needing to raise it multiple times per use.
This guy sciences.
It's like a low flow toilet, you may have to cycle it a few times, but it'll get shit done.
Classic Oregonian wit for you
Needs some bagels
The People of Salem be like:
MORE OF EXACTLY THIS PLEASE
Invest in guillotines and guillotine services companies. Growth industry for sure.
That’s it. I’m building my own guillotine trailer
Like ops pic, bicycle powered so very good for the environment.
Guillotine and guillotine accessories
I fucking LOVE that it was towed by a bike
More CEOs need to fear for their lives.
What a little bitch. That's a half scale model.
What is this, a guillotine for hamsters he's afraid of? You couldn't slice a sandwich with that little thing.
Hé is not used to people pushing back. Most capitalist can't get one guy in their face. So their hire people to insulate them.
It’s for his dick
Guillotine is too kind, we've been through an industrial revolution.
Portable meat grinder or wood chipper would be more apt for these ghouls.
Nah, it's carbon neutral and environmentally friendly, you don't want a diesel generator.
Make the multi-millionaires power the grinder with the wheel of pain like Conan the Barbarian /s
And he has the perfect head for it too. Like, its the perfect shape and everything.
A human sized dickhead going into a giant vagina with a meat cleaver in it....It's like they were meant for each other.
And a mobile guillotine hauled by a bicycle is the greenest shit ever.
So when are we going to start popping these big juicy white heads? I'm starving.
Fuck yeah! Go Salem!
I noticed while riding home today that my neighbor up the street has built a guillotine. I think it's meant to be a Halloween decoration, but you never know...
I read the brutal comments and my faith in humanity is restored. ❤️
Love y'all (and glory to Salem).
That’s a well-built guillotine.
Well apart from the fact that it quite obviously doesnt work at all. It looks cool, but its a completely fixed structure with no moving parts.
But I bet he doesn't take the hint.
Oh he does. It's just that usually they get away with anything, and that day he didn't, which he found absolutely unacceptable: it needs to be banned! (but no, let's not!)
That is definitely an informed warrior ride.
Onward the Butlerian Jihad!
This is so beautiful.
“gets ran out”
good editorial control there folks. very legitimate sounding
free speech
I have a good recipe for steel and some sturdy cedar if anyone is interested.
Its only a little one. It would probably struggle to get his big round head off.
More important going to Washington with it
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