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[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 54 points 3 weeks ago

meh ... lots of married people don't love each other either.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

married 17 years, can confirm.

[-] rockSlayer 11 points 3 weeks ago

oof. Glad I dodged that bullet. She broke up with me less than a year after I proposed. After time and separation, I realized how fucking bad that relationship was

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

the corrosion of two personalty that reshape each other until they're incompatible, I guess. but also a lot of dysfunction. I got so good at being a grey rock in the face of their exciting need to be excited by constantly fighting that they got bored of trying to get a reaction out of me and I got tired of the panic attacks and suicidal thoughts. Anyway, separation has been nice, but having kids means you're locked into a kind of relationship that necessitates mutual good faith cooperation so it's a nightmare. REALLY don't have kids with people you haven't lived with first for several years. 6mo whirlwind relationships are a bad place to invest the next 20+ years of your life, also, you can't out run, out think, or recognize your truama, you are you, and you can't not you. therapy early and often.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sorry, I guess you do what you have to do until they are 18.

No, I cannot do therapy, simply not feasible atm at all. Not time-wise, not economy wise, I'd get fired for that here.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? Those meant my parents didn't love each other.

[-] BigBrainBrett2517@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha You had me in the first half and then I laughed. Nice one

[-] aldhissla@piefed.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

We all figured the divorce 20 years ago would've clued you in.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I always thought my stepdad was just giving my dad pointers, because dad sometimes just sat in the corner watching.

Anyways I think they are all still good friends, because I find them eating breakfast together.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.

How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can't imagine it happens in the digital age.

[-] kossa@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

In the 90s you found it on the attic, today you find it on the internet.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Good thing I won't be a parent.

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

Most of them aren't even step siblings.

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

So you're saying there's a chance...

[-] JackTea@piefed.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I... Uh... I'm gonna cry in a corner

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

I am afraid... most

[-] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 3 weeks ago

Most of them aren't even step siblings: ๐Ÿ˜€

Most of them aren't even step siblings: ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ

I don't remember the meme name so bear with the cringe emoji thing

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

And it's not actually possible to get stuck under a bed or in a dryer.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

It gets even worse when sometimes you see a really really good porn. The kind you like so much that you eventually watch all 40 minutes of at different times. And the guy in the porn kinda looks like a jacked version of you. And the characters first name is the same as your name. And you take note of what the womans name is.

Then years later you see a different porn with the same woman, but a different guy. And you're like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING, ASHLEY??? YOU'RE MARRIED TO RICHARD!!!! WHO IS THIS???? YOU LOVE DICK, ASHLEY!!!! DIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!"

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

... are... you are shipping... porn actors?

You've made a porno fancanon universe?

... ok. I don't even know what to say to that, I'm mostly just astounded.

[-] tutter 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

What?! Fuckin hell man, everything's fake these days :( at least we still got wrestling

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, wrestling is where they really start loving each other.

[-] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago

What now ? You gonna say they are not married ?

[-] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes the cumshot isnt even real ๐Ÿ˜ข

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

OP said they don't love each other. Obviously they're married or they wouldn't be having sex.

[-] OtakuAllTheWay@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago

Plenty of irl couples in porn.

[-] tpyo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'll use your comment to piggyback. Some of the HOTTEST I've seen are from actual partners where it's an actual understanding of each other, where there's real affection. Or taking a step back and watching them discuss their kinks and bedroom play casually

[-] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

God. So incredibly sexy when it's real attraction. Plus one of my strongest kinks is seeing people in pleasure. So, even greater that attraction when they also romantically enjoy giving each other pleasure.

[-] decolo@piefed.social 16 points 3 weeks ago

Step-husband what are you doing

[-] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sometimes step-siblings just donโ€™t have the time to form that kind of bond if theyโ€™re older when their parents get married.

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago

Isn't there a category for adult content where they... ๐Ÿฅบ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ ?

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

Start reading better porn? Just get a yuri manga, like "Love My Boss [Wife]"

[-] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Recently been seeing early 2000s stuff again and they kiss way less often than they do now. I find it more consistently exciting now though tbh

all that said, this comment is cursed tbh

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Idk why this is making me chuckle so much ๐Ÿ˜„ His fuckin face is killing me.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Solution: make up some original characters with designs one likes, make up some lore that they have some cutesy loving relationship, and draw or write some for yourself with whatever vibe you want it to have. Also lets one turn horny feelings into motivation to practice creative expression which can then make for something of a hobby.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That makes sense. I knew being in polyamorous relationships was not that common

[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The viewer does

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine if your co-workers are fucking with you, except it's literally.

You don't even find the person attractive, and you are basically asexual now.

But your CV has nothing but years of fucking.

[-] Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 1 points 3 weeks ago

This post feels wrong on so many Levels...

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