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Funtime Friday... monkeys paw (piefed.blahaj.zone)

Another week smashed! Today's game is monkey's paw. Person A makes a wish eg "I wish I had a million dollars" Person B corrupts it eg "you do but you can't spend it till you're 97"

Either make your own wish, reply to a comment, or respond to the prompt wish "I wish I was a little bit taller"

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[-] applebusch 10 points 1 month ago

i wish to be in a lesbian polycule/commune

[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Granted.

You are welcomed into a lesbian polycule commune as its live-in treasurer, IT support, and emergency roof-repair person.

Everyone loves you deeply.

Platonically.

[-] applebusch 4 points 1 month ago

nice love me some platonic sex :3

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You get to be, but it becomes a Camp Sister Spirit ordeal constantly defending your lands.

[-] applebusch 6 points 1 month ago

hey ill take it, they won eventually. the lesbian polycule/commune is worth fighting for.

[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I wish to end misfortune for the downtrodden.

[-] Ekybio@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

The all die a horrible, agony filled death and now the whole world is littered with corpses.

Problem solved! <3

[-] lemmyseikai@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Granted.

Your right foot and left foot bow have a 2 inch disparity.

You are taller but at the cost of hip alignment.

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I wish every toilet was paired with or had a bidet.

[-] Kayday@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

But it only shoots out water at 200psi

[-] Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

Your wish is granted, but the bidet sprays any liquid but water. Every time the button is pushed, a different random liquid sprays out: it could be Blood, Gatorade, Vodka, Lemon juice, Mountain Dew, etc 😄

[-] sixtoe 4 points 4 weeks ago

I wish I was a baller... 🤣

[-] birdwing 2 points 1 month ago

I wish to have free HRT, face/top/bottom surgeries and safe reproductive organ transplants available to no cost and with little gatekeeping to everyone

[-] doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Everyone who transitions is 1000% more likely to being bit by a mosquito.

[-] birdwing 2 points 1 month ago

Joke's on you, I actually got bit so much less by mosquitoes once I was on HRT!

Though I feel like it depends on whether it's oral or transdermal. I never got bitten once when I was doing it transdermally, and when orally, only a little, but still much less than before the dark days.

this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2026
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