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[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago
[-] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 63 points 4 days ago

Monorail Cat has reached the end of the line.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Last station! Everybody step out of the monorail-cat !

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago

Similar situations is what inspired the Sphinx.

[-] Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The thumbnail makes it look like a silverback gorilla is in your house. If this looks too big, squint or something.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 6 points 3 days ago

Maybe it reminds kitty of a tree trunk lol.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 11 points 4 days ago

It barely needs to use its rail-grippies.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Prove this isn't AI by posting another angle (s/he's cute and this is a good excuse)

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Oh I wish I could but this is not my kitty, and I just stole it off FB.

I found the person who posted the kitty, but the only other image they have of said kitty is this:

[-] CorrenteAlternata 16 points 4 days ago

What I imagine when people say "I found my kitten in a trashcan"

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

we have one that we swear they got out of the dumpster behind the Chicken Sicken Taco. i always imagined her pouncing from behind a stack of pizza boxes

[-] CorrenteAlternata 2 points 3 days ago

Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it's a pussycat!!!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they'd do it.

i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

[-] CorrenteAlternata 2 points 3 days ago

and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they'd do it.

The closest thing is "Stray" the best videogame humanity will ever create. You're a cat. And there's robots.

i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

I don't know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I'm sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.

[-] CorrenteAlternata 2 points 3 days ago

lmao this would be perfect for a comic book!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

i feel like i'd be retreading squirrel girl stuff after like, half an issue

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Freeze frame from the feline version of Idiocracy. "Meow, my Balls"

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

It looks like Grant Imahara’s cat-bot from mythbusters.

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