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Great place to fall asleep (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/cat@lemmy.world

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[-] CorrenteAlternata 2 points 4 days ago

Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it's a pussycat!!!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

the best dream i ever had, i had superhero powers. very effective ones, i could at any time reach into hammerspace and pull out (or put away i guess, but i never actually did it) a kitten. and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they'd do it.

i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

[-] CorrenteAlternata 2 points 4 days ago

and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they'd do it.

The closest thing is "Stray" the best videogame humanity will ever create. You're a cat. And there's robots.

i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

I don't know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I'm sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

i would overwhelm them with cuteness via kitten overload, and then command the kittens to lick the sandpaper lick and devour my enemies. enemy. i only did it once in the dream and it was terrifying. most of the time it was just distracting minions with cute.