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[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

So same story since the fucking 90s? Some ccg players are fucking stanky.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago
[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 23 points 3 days ago

I respect their bluntness

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 168 points 3 days ago

Man, what is it with table top games attracting the most unhygienic among us?

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 115 points 3 days ago

Especially since it's fundamentally a social activity. Why wouldn't you consider your presentation if the main part of your hobby is hanging out with other people?

[-] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 66 points 3 days ago

I've spent a lot of time with Open Source Programmers and other nerds, including in person, and I believe at least some of the issue is that some of them feel grooming and hygiene is purely aesthetic, bordering on "shallow". Like the way many of us think about Looksmaxxing or cosmetic surgery.

Like, you spend a bunch of time and money doing your hair or washing your clothes? That time didn't improve your card playing, it didn't teach you anything new. Shouldn't people be judged by what's inside instead of what's outside? Shouldn't people be judged by their skill or merit rather than their looks?

And I intentionally wrote that last one to feel borderline, because I think a lot of people do feel that way, and do believe those things, but not to the same extent. Their boundary for "hygenic enough" requires clean. And maybe the folks I'm characterizing don't know that it's actively unpleasant to be around someone who smells bad? Or maybe they're so steeped in it they don't know how bad it is?

Tangentially, this is one of the reasons some fem people struggle in these spaces. Any amount of eye-shadow, nice shirt, or hair-style is deemed as "superfluous", and so any person who spends their time and money on such things is regarded with suspicion. They're an idiot who wastes their time on looks at best, not to be trusted making other decisions, or a charlatan trying to trick lesser men with their wiles at worst. Those are the only two choices, because there's no other imaginable reason someone could do these things.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 days ago

Part of the reason those positions are reached is because of the bullying one receives often comes from “normies” who are the most aesthetically conscious.

If you take shit from Chad and Stacy your whole life you learn, perhaps even subconsciously, that biceps and cologne/eyeliner and perfume are signals that someone is a certain type of way; and you never want to be what they are, or bring that energy to the table.

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[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

But they're not people--they are other players. What they look or smell like is absolutely irrelevant next to more IMPORTANT details.... like if you're playing a speedoid deck against an archerine, are you really going to have the mental bandwidth to be thinking about stuff like hygiene?

All you're doing here is demonstrating that you are not a serious person, probably someone whose never had a cyber dragon summoned against them, someone who has really never known true risk.

You take your showers. Blow dry your hair. Apply your deoderant. Then see how you fare against this deck.

/s

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

showeroids win by default because the Serious Stinkers got disqualified for being biohazards

biohazards:

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago

Spoken like a fucking soaplord, get off my table peasant

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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 29 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

So, in my experience, it's less unhygienic, and more a problem with not covering up their natural smells. Sounds similar, different things. I'll explain me experience with TTRPGers.

All the ones I know who fall into the funk trap are autistic folk, and the issue isn't that they don't bathe, it's that they can't stand those strong chemical smells they associate with body washes and deodorant*. So they bathe, but they use mild soaps, soaps designed for children, or unscented soaps, and they don't wear deodorant.

Which creates a situation where the hygiene is okay, but the funk is still there, once they're all in a group together. One on one, you really don't notice, but get 10 folks in a room for game night, or a couple thousand together for an event or convention, and the funk becomes overpowering.

That said, I do know two that have just a general aversion to bathing, and consistently reek

*Edit to add

Also an issue with texture on the skin. One of my best friends is autistic, and he cannot handle the feeling of deodorant on his armpits. It tacks the hair down, it's apparently sticky feeling, and he just goes into total meltdown until he can get it off. He can't focus on anything else.

[-] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

I’ll explain me experience...

The rest of your comment was read in a pirate voice in my head.

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[-] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago

I appreciate the perspective but would like to point out that encouraging strong masking scents is not going to help the situation. There are plenty of workplaces with "no strong scent" policies that manage to have conference meetings without triggering gag reflexes or migraines.

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[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 35 points 3 days ago

Super Smash Bros also seems to have the same problem.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 29 points 3 days ago

They tend to attract autistic people, who can have trouble with bathing for various reasons.

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[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 19 points 2 days ago

no one mentioned some of them are doing this on purpose to force the opposite player to make mistakes during a match because of the distracting smell, or make them concede because they cant stand the smell.

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[-] ClydapusGotwald@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

It’s a rule by Konami. You need to have basic hygiene. Nothing unusual here.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 94 points 3 days ago
[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 63 points 3 days ago

That guy got banned for harassment.

But all he did was highlight the lack of hygiene and care that players who came to these events had.

Safe space is one thing, but I'm glad butt crack guy exists and we need more public (or private) shaming about basic hygiene.

[-] BeardededSquidward 17 points 3 days ago

Go to a comic and game store every saturday for tabletop or board games. Sometimes as a big guy it's hard to find shirts that cover everything up when leaning over. I still try but man some people have no shame.

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[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 3 days ago

A tale as old as time or at least a couple decades.

[-] Bread@thelemmy.club 24 points 3 days ago

TCG games just attract people that are 150 pounds overweight and smell like cat piss.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago

Um it's a ferret not a cat.

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[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

What's with TCG players and hygiene? I remember my MtG days when you couldn't attend a single tournament without at least two of your opponent smelling like spicy corpses.

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[-] Manjushri@piefed.social 35 points 3 days ago

I took my step daughter to a My Little Pony con (Trot-con) about 10 years ago. I'd never been to a con before other than GenCon way back in the day so I was a little surprised as well as pleased when the people running the con gave a little welcome speech including the announcement that attendees needed to shower regularly and that "Con-Funk" would not be tolerated.

To be honest, I was relatively young in my GenCon days. I hope I wasn't one of the ones who reeked.

[-] BeardededSquidward 31 points 3 days ago

The 6-2-1 guide for all conventions: 6 hours of sleep every night, 2 meals each day, 1 shower each day. It's a vacation for a lot of people sure but that doesn't excuse bad manners and not taking care of oneself.

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[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

I went to an anime con back in like 2004 or so, there were flyers handed out that talked about hygiene.

There were also placards and signs about not touching people without permission. (Focusing on women and girls in costumes)

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[-] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 46 points 3 days ago

Went to London Retro games and Card Fair last week. Just about every stall I looked at had some sweaty smelly fucker who just didnt care about hygiene.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

The sweaty part isn’t their fault, especially last week in London, but the rest is.

Signed, a ~~person with a very efficient internal cooling system~~ real sweaty Betty

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[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

As a bigger guy, I started to get that "fat person" smell even after showering. I realized that the smell was coming from not being able to get all the soap off using just a regular showerhead. I got a handheld shower and haven't had that issue since then. So, that could be part of the problem.

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[-] nousername@lemmus.org 19 points 3 days ago

Hey that's not cool! Being smelly is a strategy for winning! It throws your opponent's off! If I want to stink, I should be allowed to! /s (Joking)

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I stopped attending local MtG events many years ago because of this one cadre of assholes who not only had obnoxious personalities but also smelled like they carried old onions and dog shit in their back pockets.

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[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Literally any large gathering of people for any reason is going to have you dealing with smells you don't like. This is an unavoidable part of the human condition.

[-] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

yes, but it is can be a larger than usual problem in some groups.

I know anime conventions in Minnesota struggled with that a lot in the 2000s. It took about half a decade of posters, campaigns, and a small group of people who were willing to be blunt and tell people "this sign is directed at you my dude"

It all did lead to improvements though! It is vastly better than it was back then.

Alternatively there was the MTG asscrack meme which did increase belt sales.

[-] Trashcan@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's one thing to have other smells than what you are used to, but just because you don't smell your own body odour doesn't mean everyone else doesn't. If you struggle to shower more than once pr week, or just sweat a lot, you need to realize and implement a shower when meeting other people rule.

I'm not saying you have to shower every day. I'm just saying if you struggle to shower for yourself, make it a rule to shower for others.

If you say fuck others, they can swim in my stink, then you can fuck off from these events or accept people making comments about it.

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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 32 points 3 days ago
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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 days ago

Bingo halls were doing that way before even the transistor was invented. There used to be decorum standards before we lost our collective ability to feel shame. I do not include those that need assistance. You should help those that need assistance.

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[-] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This is what happens when you add Mai Valentine to the supporting cast of the manga/anime.

Get your head out of the gutter, I meant because she used to scent mark her cards to give herself a strategic advantage.

Scent mark with perfume, Geez.

[-] jrTug_2T 22 points 3 days ago

During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.

Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.

The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.

[-] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

“You are expected to be clean when you enter a tournament,” the official Yu-Gi-Oh Tournament Guide says.

At the time, this policy was welcomed among players,...

wait, so, it's not now? are they against showers now??

...and Chronos Games & Gifts is similarly receiving praise from local attendees for keeping its venue stench-free.

what a weird way to put a sentence.

"Yeah I used to be for people showering before tournaments.... I still am, but I used to be too."

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