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A new state law limits Florida communities’ aims to offset greenhouse gas emissions that are warming the global climate and intensifying disasters such as hurricanes.

Specifically, HB 1217 prohibits local governments from pursuing net-zero emissions goals. At least 10 cities and counties have implemented such policies, including Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, and Leon County, where Tallahassee, the state capital, is located. But the new law will not necessarily upend these policies, said Bradley Marshall, senior attorney at Earthjustice, an advocacy group.

“It’s certainly meant to scare municipalities and local governments from trying to do things to further net-zero policies,” he said. “Now, its exact impact and what it exactly prohibits is probably up for some debate. Things that are adjacent to it—emissions reductions and even climate change reduction policies—on their face will not run afoul at all of a ban on adopting a net zero policy.”

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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 200 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Smaile@lemmy.ca 84 points 3 weeks ago

Small 'brained' government

[-] bigbangdangler@reddthat.com 23 points 3 weeks ago

No no, see it can be big as long as it works for the corporations, or, uh, we mean the people. It can be big as long as it works for the people. Wait no, that's not right either.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

when they ask for small government, they do not mean lowering the scope of the government functions, but having less people who have more concentrated powers, and removing checks and balances.

[-] Master167@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing says small government like the bigger government telling the smaller government no.

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 91 points 3 weeks ago

how can we drive up property values

sink half of our state beneath the waves

brilliant

[-] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 18 points 3 weeks ago

I have no idea why their property is worth anything. Well I do, ignorant boomers. That market will someday crash though, as the sea retakes everything and the majority of younger folks have no interest in moving there.

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Disneyland will become the new Atlantis

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 68 points 3 weeks ago

“We’re gonna need you to burn at least 500lbs of tires for every tree planted.”

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 56 points 3 weeks ago

Everyone who supported this bill is a climate criminal and should have a punishment proportional to poisoning every living person on the planet.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

Let's go 'net-negative' policies

[-] cadekat@pawb.social 43 points 3 weeks ago

I didn't think they'd be that dumb and leave a loophole for net-negative policies, but holy shit:

"Net zero policy" means any policy, program, or initiative designed to achieve a balance between total amount of greenhouse gas emitted into the atmosphere with an equal amount removed from the atmosphere.

It literally is net-zero. Removing more CO2 than you emit is absolutely allowed.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Or, let's match 99% of emissions lolllll

[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

99,99% lets go

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[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago

I love the small government party

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Republicans really coming in clutch with that whole "small government and freedom" schtick, aint they.

[-] PenguinMage@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

I've been told that only applies to the overall federal, and that states rights are important (somehow city & counties don't have those)... oddly enough these are the same places that claim that slavery wasn't the reason for the civil war.

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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago

The measure requires local governments to submit an affidavit annually to the state Department of Revenue verifying compliance. Gov. Ron DeSantis, a Republican, signed the measure on April 22, Earth Day, and the law will take effect July 1. It states that “net zero policies, carbon taxes and assessments, and emission trading programs are detrimental to this state’s energy security and economic interests and inconsistent with the energy policy and the environmental policy of this state.”

Jesus this is bad policy. Let people find energy wherever they want.

[-] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

Let people find energy wherever they want.

Doesn't align well with fascist policy.

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Their state is going to be under water in ten years...

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[-] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago

I get more worried every day shit like this comes out that the conspiracy theory that the rich want to accelerate the end of the world faster is true.

[-] Tobberone@feddit.nu 11 points 3 weeks ago

Oil dependence is use as a of controlling the world. Renewables changes that control. Therefore Renewables must be stopped.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

In the same way slave owners fought against freeing slaves as that would mean losing a whole lot of power. Oil embargoes are much less effective against a country that has 100% renewables.

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[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

They will be net zero when they are smooth expanse of shallow water

Soon enough.

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[-] mereo@piefed.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

So... A "small" government is acting like a big brother...

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 19 points 3 weeks ago

New target: Net Negative

Florida the carbon sink

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[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

We didn't know it was a documentary about Republicans back then.

[-] Smaile@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago

Not even sure if this is legally enforceable past being a guideline.

[-] compostgoblin@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

Well, a Republican is doing it, so I’m sure our wise and beneficent Supreme Court will have no problem finding it enforceable

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 16 points 3 weeks ago

They really are trying to steamroll over society aren’t they. Fuck these idiot cunts

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

Now, its exact impact and what it exactly prohibits is probably up for some debate.

So it has no business being a law.

[-] turdburglar@piefed.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

next week from florida: “florida bans humans from having a nice day”

[-] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Love me that freedom

[-] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Since it was Russia's propaganda machine, maybe climate change will hit them first.

[-] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Freedom's just another word for "admit that Christ is in charge and I am his king here on earth" to these Republican-Nazi bastards.

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[-] MyMindIsLikeAnOcean@piefed.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Are they weaponizing climate or trying to make most of the planet inhabitable to maximize profits?

Oh they're cashing checks.

[-] uberdroog@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Its immediate gratification and profit extraction for the anyone currently able. No planting trees for the next generation that's not tied to some grift.

[-] SCmSTR 9 points 3 weeks ago

Haha Florida is full of idiots

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[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

MAGA hates Meatball

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'd like DeSantis to study this whole situation more. Perhaps putting him in the path of a hurricane would give him a more informed perspective.

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[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fighting to not drown is illegal

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[-] MushuChupacabra@piefed.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

He also looks cartoonishly evil.

[-] CrypticCoffee@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

Even right-wingers in the UK aren't this blasé about it. Murica is a very weird place where folk don't seem to get punished electorally for being an asshole.

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