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[-] spiffmeister@aussie.zone 7 points 5 hours ago

No a man and a woman kissing is neutral obviously. You would have to show them two women kissing to cancel it out.

[-] ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 hours ago

wouldn't that just make them bi?

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 hours ago

Conservatives dislike people having options so this is also unacceptable.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 20 hours ago

It won't work, because we all know that two men kissing is way hotter than a man and a woman kissing.

Nobody will be able to resist the allure of gay sex. It's too sexy. I can say this from personal experience.

[-] Aiz@reddthat.com 7 points 11 hours ago

Just wait till you see the lesbian version. Good stuff

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Wait hold on I have not considered this.

I just imagined two of my wife making kissy faces at me and it was really hot until the cat walked up and decided to make original wife and I jealous, and clone wife got to cuddle with the cat. So original wife and I were plotting with the other cat and the evil outside cat how to make sweet cat get off clone wife's lap and get on over to one of our laps (we had neither agreed nor decided, a truce had been called it was just important that one of us win the sweet cat's affection and not the clone) when

And it had long ago stopped being a sexy imagination times and turned into intercational geopolitics and wargames but you know what, intercational geopolitics can be sexy dammit.

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 hours ago

that definitely turned me lesbian... in the sense that I (a guy) am into girls now

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Just be careful to never see or hear about any trans women having lesbian sex, because it could turn you trans and nothing makes conservatives crosser.

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

The cowboy and the lesbian used to be one of my favorite jokes to tell.

[-] Aiz@reddthat.com 2 points 8 hours ago

That sounds homosexual to me

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

It does seem to have its own gravity.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

All I know is when I rolled up a bunch of kissing men into a katamari the king of all cosmos blew up a universe again "on accidente"

[-] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

this logic is undeniable.

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I saw this kinda happen irl once. Turns out my friend was actually just bisexual and didn't know it. Not so much a picture but an easy opportunity to try something they never tried before or pursued with someone they felt safe with.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

It’s like the “social contagion” and “rapid onset gender dysphoria” bullshit. Somehow being repeatedly told that you just need to be happy being a girl/boy is cancelled out instantly by seeing a trans person exist. Then they pretend that you just walk into a gender clinic and leave with a HRT script and a surgery appointment.

[-] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

I feel like this will lead to a distopia where in every conceivable media, they will have to do accounting on non hetero vs hetero moments of affection display.

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago

My favorite with this is pointing out that if strangers have that much influence on your kids lives, you must not be that important to them 😇

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Also, if you (as a man) think that showing you two men kissing might turn you gay then I've got news for you.

A true, confidently heterosexual man won't suddenly get turned on by men, even if you show them the entire 1973 Construction Worker Calendar. Same goes for women vice versa, but it's usually the men that are the loudest about this.

However, if you think your sexuality has always been rock solid (😏) then why do you assume the opposite of everyone else?

[-] petrol_sniff_king 18 points 1 day ago
[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It's probably true too

[-] homes@piefed.world 125 points 1 day ago

If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 day ago

No, you have to show them two women kissing.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

That will just turn them into transbians.

[-] hovercat 4 points 16 hours ago

Can confirm. Saw a classmate with her GF and got very jealous, despite having my own GF at the time. Turns out I was jealous of the wrong thing.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 4 points 21 hours ago

Now i am a woman and lesbian

[-] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 53 points 1 day ago

But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that's gay.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 18 points 1 day ago

Conservatives: unironically, this.

[-] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Theres nothing more masculine than two bros with sweaty muscles and beards fighting it out under the sheets.

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 day ago

This is the logic behind conversion therapy and they actually do this (albeit with the addition of electric shocks and all sorts of abuse).

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They like to ignore that there is no evidence that it works, and in fact significant evidence that it does not.

[-] fizzle@quokk.au 34 points 1 day ago

I remember my dad explaining that "the gays" did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Were it so easy

[-] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 day ago

What did he think about lesbians

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That they probably were not, in fact, lesbians, just unfortunate girls who probably only ever dated one of them gay guys and haven't been with a true man yet, and that a night with them would cure them right up.

Just typing that made me throw up a little in my mouth, but met many a moron that believed this.

[-] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 day ago

Poor household fetish

[-] kutt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

At least he was aware of gender inequalities I guess

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something

/s

[-] becausechemistry@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago
  1. Everything that’s not acceptable to conservatives is equally bad
  2. One of those things turns out not to be so bad
  3. What else might not be so bad?
  4. ???
  5. Kid now is going to hell and, worse, will grow up to vote for someone left of center or become trans or gay or whatever

That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Maybe they need a more robust ideology

[-] einlander@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

But that would mean that sexuality is fluid....

[-] Aiz@reddthat.com 1 points 11 hours ago

Liquidsexual

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Or two women kissing.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe heterosexuality is a metastable state while homosexuality is a stable ground state. It's like sexual vacuum decay.

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 day ago

They just don't want to teach people it's normal

"Obviously two men kissing is so much better than a man and woman kissing, so that wouldn't possibly work" - some of those homophobes probably.

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