[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 8 hours ago

It was no Virgin Megastore.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 8 hours ago

I’m currently addicted to Tesco’s beef and horseradish crisps.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 12 hours ago

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 48 points 1 day ago

Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

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[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

There’s no problem, just eat them quicker.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 7 points 6 days ago

I find it easier to understand that we don’t know where events took place in a time without GPS or even vaguely accurate maps, than the fact our country is littered with massive Neolithic creations like Avebury and Silbury hill and we have no real clue as to their usage.

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