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[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 19 points 1 day ago

Japanese is more like 'bob from the long field', 'steve from the middle of the village', etc. and are often place references (certain classes had more rights before people had the right to surnames, so a bit different that far back).

[-] paranoia@feddit.dk 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

There are a lot of surnames like that in English. Westfield, Norwood, Whitmore, Blackwell, etc.

In Danish you get some very precise locations of farms relative to villages and see names like Nordestgaard (North East Farm), Højgaard (high farm, i.e., on a hill), Bjerregaard (mountain farm)

[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 4 points 19 hours ago

Yep, very true. I couldn't think of any examples when writing, but I often mention that when people talk about how cool Japanese names are "because they have (characters that have) meaning". We have those in English, too!

Kenny can fuck off and get a job.

Landlord isn't a job.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago

The past had a LOT of smiths.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago

Or maybe it was the sexiest profession back then.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 49 points 1 day ago

It’s because most anvils were tuned to G. It was considered the original root scale step because anvils often worked best when tuned to G. But back in those days, it was called Sol (Solfège.) In french, Sol means ground, which is at the bottom. Ergo, every hammer driven by the smith was really just a sort of mating call that sent all the bottoms running to the smith’s doorstep. This is where the expression “she built like an anvil” comes from

[-] Lemming6969@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

So Mason = Built like a brick shithouse

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[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Only the sexy professions reproduced

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[-] Vlhvhkctjxrhxv@ani.social 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Metalsmith, Blacksmith, Gunsmith, Goldsmith, Silversmith, Locksmith, Coppersmith, Tinsmith, Wordsmith, Songsmith

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

“Hey, kids! It’s time for the PokeRap!”

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[-] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 16 points 1 day ago

Smiths and millers were common enough professions that basically every village had one but rare enough to be useful as a description. John the farmer would have been way too vague, leading to names that come from physical appearance, place of origin or relatives‘ given names.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

John the farmer would have been way too vague

"De boer", or "the farmer" is the 10th most common surname in the Netherlands. Top three are "The young", "son of Jan" and "The Frisian".

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Smiths were generally wealthier so they had a better diet and what amounted to medical care, and they were rarely put in combat because they were needed to make weapons. So more of them survived.

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

[smiths] were rarely put in combat because they were needed to make weapons. So more of them survived.

That's how it works for my dwarves, too.

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[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 50 points 1 day ago

“Son, you come from a long line of Dontanswers. Now do your ancestors an honorable turn and impose the most annoying phone conversation in history on this near-stranger.”

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago

I do this, too, and my best friend is in my phone by just his last name (the name he goes by), so when I added his wife to my phone when they got married, I put her in as "Name Hislastname," in that same way of association, like you would add someone as "bill plumber," or whatever. And I realized, wait, is this how married couples sharing a name started? Lol

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

In one of the British cultures the head of a family/clan went by just the last name, so yeah maybe

I'm a school bus driver. Our director of transportation is in my phone as "Patti Busboss". I genuinely have no idea what her real last name is.

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

You forgot to add the location. John Philadelphia Carpenter.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Hence names like Lee, Stone, Woods, Green, Moore...

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have a friend whose surname is Fletcher. I learned recently that's just an arrow maker. That said I've seen in other regions people are named for what time and location they are born and by gender.

[-] Janx@piefed.social 2 points 20 hours ago

"Just" an arrow maker!? Let's see you make some quality remote stabby-sticks...

[-] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 17 hours ago

Bluetooth stabbers

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Lots of Dutch last names are ridiculous, allegedly in defiance of foreign empires forcing the people to adopt them for registration purposes.

[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 21 points 1 day ago

Eddie cocaine, mike shit weed.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Ah, you must be talking about Eddie White and Mike Greene.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

What about Stacy's mom?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Before weed was legal my dealer’s name was John Budd.

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[-] foggianism@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Don't know, Electrić sounds kinda Balkan to me.

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[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Mr. Burns was not an accident on the simpsons.

[-] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Tons of John Work in mine. Definitely not as cool as John Wick.

[-] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Matamoros is the one I don't like thinking about.

[-] Saapas@piefed.zip 9 points 1 day ago
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