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Have we really reached the level of absurdity that reality is indistinguishable from satire?

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

he'd never thank anyone. looks like casino money so almost likely. probably better than w/e really happens

[-] nroth@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Is this a shitpost or real?

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I actually think it's a pretty big miss that we didn't have a $250 bill planned for the country's 250th anniversary. Inflation makes a $250 bill reasonable.

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

Edit: upon further thought, Revere should be on a silver coin.

[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Of course Trump on the bill is an abomination, but a $250 Harriet Tubman or Frederick Douglass or Paul Revere or Sam Adams would be pretty dope.

John Brown is probably too controversial but, damn, that'd be something to see.

[-] btsax@reddthat.com 6 points 8 hours ago
[-] stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

FDR would be a great choice for it, Teddy Roosevelt would be a generally agreeable one though.

Also let's get a $3 bill with Harvey Milk or Brenda Howard on it, just for the fun of it.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

FDR threw 100,000 Americans into concentration camps. Get his fascist ass off the dime.

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

We need a POC on a bill, but Teddy is pretty cool too. My third favorite Republican.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

True. I'd propose WEB DuBois, but he'd probably be insulted. Nat Turner would be the most based option, you could include a line like "the struggle for freedom is the birthright of all mankind" next to his face. Though that would work with Tubman as well. Tubman is the obvious choice of course and I do hope she wins, but it's good to also think of others who deserve to be considered.

Actually the perfect never going to happen would be Lucy Parsons

[-] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Or maybe we just stop putting faces on bills. We have all kinds of natural wonders we could put on the bills instead.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

We used to have much much larger bills

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They were yuge! Yoomungus! These guys would come up to me with tears in their eyes (these were strong, burly MEN) and they would say "these bills are too big Mr. President! Look at the size of them! We need bigger pockets mr. President! Please help us!!"

[-] pelya@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago
[-] melfie@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!

[-] mrspaz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago
[-] GarboDog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

We know he’s trying to do the whole stick but that’s not the design yeah? 99% sure it’s not the real design and 67% sure the post is real lol

[-] SCmSTR 12 points 1 day ago

Inventing new bills because you can't control inflation

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Y'all ever see that Trevor Noah/Daily Show bit about how T is America's first African Dictator president? From back in 2016?

Yeah, me neither.

[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The pedo bill.

[-] Maroon@lemmy.world 429 points 2 days ago

See the problem with posts on Trump these days is that I genuinely do not know if it is a joke or a real post.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 88 points 2 days ago
[-] Entertainmeonly 33 points 2 days ago
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[-] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago

Does he ever write out the J of his name?

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

After he posted himself as Jesus I won't be surprised by much.

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[-] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

There's this bridge I'm not using much lately. I'm throwing leeting someone take it off od my hands for a very low price. DM me in truth social if interested.

[-] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Connective real estate. Think about it. It's just there waiting for an innovator like you to swoop in and own it. Jump on this opportunity right now! Someone more innovative might pounce before you do!

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 219 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Who’s this little guy hiding in there? 🧐

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

I am wayyy too lazy today but I desperately want to edit that to Yaranaika

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 2 days ago

Got a bit of an epstain on there

[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 26 points 2 days ago
[-] angband@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ok, but really don't need to censor that, 'specially if you make a sticker for a gas pump. You'll just make it more difficult for the target audience to figure out what the words mean.

[-] SCmSTR 3 points 1 day ago

It's Mike Judge, turning to dust

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

oh i hope its Anthony Bourdain...

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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

Bubba needs to be on the back! Right Mr.President?

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 22 points 1 day ago

This is a joke, right? I want to believe but this is too much

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

You know it's fake because he would have used his mugshot

[-] faerbit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I'm quite certain, that this is a parody account. But it's a testament to the platform (Xitter) that I cannot check that.

[-] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 60 points 2 days ago

If Trump put himself on the $250 bill he'd absolutely use an AI picture of himself as a homoerotic musclebro

[-] SCmSTR 5 points 1 day ago

ALADEEN the ALADEEN

[-] kboos1@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago

Surprised to see Epstein's ghost in the corner. Bold move

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 day ago
[-] Cellari@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

You almost had me until I saw the comments and the ghost in the bill

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why 250? 200 is more convenient (one significant figure), much like 0.20.

Also, font galore. And there is no true EURion.

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

250th anniversary, counting from the U.S. Declaration of Independence.

[-] Smaile@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago

Only reason I questioned this bill was because Trump doesn't look cool enough here for Donald to have ever approved it stroke or not.

Deff could see this being real soon.

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