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[-] brownsugga@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

Hmmm that sounds pretty gay you guys

[-] SCmSTR 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Remember how society did that to Michael? This is toxic masculinity doing this to gay men.

Edit: the expectations, the racism, the surgeries.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 5 hours ago

Hehe that's pretty gey

[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago

The argument about birds is ignorant because of basic behaviour ecology. Arguing from Zahavis handicap hypothesis males display strength by giving themselves a handicap. Being highly visible, lumbered with pointless feathers.

Females are camouflaged since they often are the ones on the nest.

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, evolutionarily, the more conspicuous male birds drew away predators that would have otherwise attacked the nest. Thus making it more likely their offspring survived.

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago

"I'm not gay, its perfectly natural and totally hetro-masculine to get a boner over chiseled, glistening men.. Its just science!"

[-] guy@piefed.social 21 points 8 hours ago

Thought this was a shitpost at first

[-] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

All hot takes are shitposts now

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 11 hours ago

So stupid. Arguing from a patriarchal society's beauty standards and not even noticing.

[-] Escape13@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago

So stupid paying any attention to that corpse who’s known for being really good at a video game and ragebait

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 hours ago

Historically, men did have to be pretty and capable for woman to chose them, so they dance, sing, apply make up to look pretty so they're picked by women for mating. But the incapable men of patriarchal society made women do makeup so they can pick and choose women like they're shopping. Woman don't need makeup to look pretty, it's the men that should be.

[-] Karl@literature.cafe 4 points 5 hours ago

No one should be, honestly. We can all just fuck each other based on personality

[-] WabiSaaby@lemmy.wtf 10 points 10 hours ago

Well that's not very cherrypicked at all.

[-] prole 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Help me understand your point... wouldn't posting any individual tweet by a person be considered 'cherrypicking' by your definition?

Like yeah, of course they're posting the tweet with the funny/stupid thing in it. This is a meme community.

Are you really going to defend asmongold on lemmy? Sure you want to do that?

[-] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 37 points 14 hours ago

I'm not gay but the man i sleep with is.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Studies have shown that at least half of all homosexual are gay.

[-] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 23 points 13 hours ago

Just come out the closet guys, but make sure to make it a stream goal first 🤣🤣🤣

[-] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 13 points 14 hours ago

Coming from the beady-eyed trash rodent, that means nothing anyway.

[-] plyth@feddit.org 15 points 15 hours ago

Isn't this just tongue-in-cheek?

[-] prole 3 points 4 hours ago

Considering the source, I doubt it.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 28 points 13 hours ago

Something's definitely in some cheek

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 points 9 hours ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Well... there isn't much of a sound... More like a hum

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 16 hours ago

"no homo, but I like dudes"

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 162 points 22 hours ago

These two really need to just kiss already.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 16 hours ago

The male peacock is the gayest bird with all those fancy feathers.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 73 points 21 hours ago

This isn't me being gay, it's science

It can also be you being ultra, super-duper, neon pink gay.

[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

... band name

[-] bomberesque@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

That man cry-wanks

[-] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago
[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 7 hours ago

This reminded me how one day I was thinking I knew him only marginally, one of the many talking heads with sometimes weird opinions, and a little after that I saw a clip of one of his horrible takes and blocked his ugly mug right away. Funny how fate works.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 26 points 18 hours ago

Individuals are beautiful or ugly based on what an individual likes/dislikes. Not an entire gender. And no one has ever needed makeup, that is a choice, not a requirement. Putting makeup on someone you find repulsive will not make them acceptable, how stupid these people are.

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