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[-] Kaput@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Thèse soldiers are theading thé finest line. A single wrong move ans they are officially life long mate with a red crested great pikou bird.

[-] sircac@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

This looks like part of the Monthy Python's "Silly Walk" sketch...

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

Disappointed they did not dance on the braces to achor them in the ground. Now after firing its all shifted.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

It's not exactly efficient is it.

[-] Bogus007@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

Jump Style.

[-] TheRiskiestBiscuit@reddthat.com 22 points 1 day ago

They look funny doing that, but I wouldn’t fxxk with a single one of those dudes. Probably have thighs as solid as rock and could kick you straight into a coma.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, these are Sikh warriors. Pretty much the most badass fighters in all of history.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

I was just thinking that this is one of the ways you train for martial arts - it's all endurance and fast twitch muscles. You extend your leg and it's a kick. These folks can probably kick an opponent in the head. Repeatedly and quickly.

It's an absolutely ridiculous core exercise. This is peak conditioning.

[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

TIL about coma thighs.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

Bollywood films are real and everything in India does involve some kind of dance!

[-] stolig@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago

Ministry of silly walks

[-] AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is a demonstration for the public and TV on Republic Day at the national parade. It's mostly performative and is meant to be exaggerated and over the top because that's what's expected at this parade. Millions of families wake up early morning on Jan 26th every year to watch these performances. They even have performances from school children from different cultures in India, an air show, giant missiles, etc.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this. Exhibition performance.

Also doing those movements would be a hell of a workout.

[-] medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago

"On second thought, let's not call an Indian artillery strike. It is a silly process."

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

"The enemy will become incapacitated when they can't stop themselves from rolling on the floor laughing!"

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 90 points 2 days ago

It's like watching Monty python

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago

Ministry of Silly Military Tactics

[-] newton@feddit.online 18 points 2 days ago
[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Needs some work, I'm sure the ministry will reject the claim for it being to simple and straight forward.

[-] HertzDentalBar 8 points 2 days ago

Where do you think they got the idea.

[-] carrylex@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What the fuck did i just watch

Anyway have an upvote

[-] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago

Now this is what I expected to see when I visited India. Do they keep the dancing Indian's in the special forces? Why didn't my tuktuk driver act like this?

[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

This reminds me of the border ceremony between India and Pakistan that is an awesome display of militaries upping each other in silly walks.

Honest question to Indian and Pakistani lemmings:

Does this look cool in its own cultural context?

[-] rosco385@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 day ago

Much cooler than the US military who just throw their rifles around, and the UK who stamp a lot and have big hats.

[-] whaleross@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I don't care much for military parades but I'd rather watch the Indian/Pakistani one than any old regular western style. Both are kinda ridiculous but at least these are funny to watch with their "oh yeah!? well I can kick THIS high!"

I'm disappointed it didn't completely turn into a breakdancing contest halfway through

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

I swear these get more and more elaborate with each one I see.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago

"hut hut hut hut hut hut hut hut"

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

"Come on, mateys, step in time...
Load the magazine, step in time...
Never need a reason, Never need a rhyme...
Fire at will, step in time!"

[-] Techranger@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago

~~magazine~~ chamber ~~at will~~ on my mark

[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

What your girl means when she says she's "hanging" with the girls

[-] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 days ago

This is Sikh

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

Not a rehearsal for a Bollywood movie about war?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 12 points 2 days ago

Be careful, their Group Dance move buffs the protagonist unit to absurd levels.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They can’t help it, Bollywood has an AoE over the entire country.

[-] Vengefu1Tuna@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

When your general also loves musicals

[-] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

The hop into crouch is adorable

[-] helvetpuli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago

Is there some utility to all that?

[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

No, but there is some artillery

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 11 points 2 days ago

They're waiting for their applications to the Ministry of Silly Walks to come through.

[-] nagaram@piefed.social 7 points 2 days ago

Don't you see how patriotic and serious they are? They did the very patriotic and very serious walk and everything!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's probably a joke they filmed for fun. You never know with the military but none of them are visibly considering killing their butterbar so it's probably the joke thing.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago
[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Slang for a 2nd lieutenant (lowest ranking officer in the army) because their insignia is a gold bar.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Pageantry is always useful

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Military heads and their little ritual dances.

Wait, are commanders often autistic?

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