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Time Traverule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 6 hours ago by tgirlschierke to c/onehundredninetysix
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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

why time travel when there are brutal dictators today? You can always buy a plane ticket.

[-] lauha@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Because with time travel you can travel to a time before they are important and under highest security, say when they are 20-years-old and just walking down the street.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago

don't worry guys, I just came back from the past, I killed baby Hess Von Macher. the whole German fascism that invaded Poland and killed a hundred thousand people in concentration camps has never happened. y'all welcome.

[-] SuperNovaStar 12 points 3 hours ago

You're not going to believe this, but...

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 3 hours ago

I want to go back in time and snuff out that first ameoba.

[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Meiosis was a mistake.

[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

I would have a Lovecraftian statue carved out of some sturdy, semi-rare material that can stand the test of time, and bury it in Antarctica tens of thousands of years before homosapiens evolved. Then in present day I would wait...

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Why wait when you could just go to the point of discovery?

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 3 hours ago

You need it to be propery aged for carbon dating and shit.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 56 minutes ago

How old does carbon need to be before you can legally date it?

Asking for a friend.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Christ, imagine this being the good timeline.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 33 points 6 hours ago

Yeah but now these two are hounding you

[-] Lydia_K@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

They're always on time.

[-] AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago

So it's this guys fault we exist in this shitty trump time line

the implication is that this is the best possible timeline.

[-] morto@piefed.social 13 points 5 hours ago

Plot twist: we're already in the less shitty timeline, as unbelievable as it can be.

[-] SystemDisc@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago

Wouldn’t it be depressing if this were the best timeline?

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 hours ago

I knew they faked the moon landing for a reason

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