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"Used to"
He still does, but he used to too.
(sorry, mitch)
There's no way his weiner still works.
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Thanks for the new one. Been using this one for a while now.
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They won't be legal immigrants this would make them citizens.
Nope. I dunno if anyone else is with me, but as a Canadian, I will oppose any further talk of 51st state.
Maybe we can show this to the Alberta separatists and tell them they've already missed their chance? Bah, they'd probably just find a way to do something even stupider.
It's highly like that Trump killed or had someone killed on Epstein's Island. It's also a chance he and Epstein were eating some of the ones killed. Just saying.
That would make perfect sense because they kept going on and on about Hillary Clinton and those "spirit parties" where they say she ate children.
Every accusation is a confession with these mother fuckers.
That assertion becomes less and less hyperbolic with time. It's truly alarming.
I'm left wondering that, if a person lacks any/all creativity whatsoever, is this how they fabricate lies? It might just explain how pathological this behavior is.
I think it's a more of a dual purpose, attack and defensive measure. I relate it to the childish "I know what you are but what am I?" when you're called a name.
They make the accusations first because they don't care about truth, and then when the truth finally comes out that they were the people actually doing the thing it makes it easier for them to get their supporters to brush it off as the opposition just saying "no, you!"
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they also had a "sex ranch" in new mexico? where they repeadtly raped young men or boys, and thiels involved too.
People are saying. Many such stories. Sad
Republicans: "Congrats Venezuela, you are now America's 51st state! Go be Americans!"
Venezuela: "Okay, here are our two Democrat senators. K, thanks."
Republicans: "No! Not like that!!"
Hah. You assume that by annexing territory everyone living there gets naturalized. These ghouls would sooner repeat what's happening in Palestine.
The former Venezuelans will be declared illegal immigrants and deported to South Sudan.
two Democrat senators
They would elect two PSUV senators. It would be kinda cool to have two senators who would get up there and denounce Bernie Sanders as a reactionary.
This is why Porto Rico is not a state already and why Venezuela or Canada won't be states. They would become PR #2 and PR #3
Puerto Ricans: are we a joke to you?
They keep voting to stay away. And I don't blame them.
yes, and you're a long time getting it.
Did he post this right after his visit to Xi? Bet China has a tape from Epstein’s hidden cameras bought from some Mossad asset. Its Steel Dossier 2 Electric Goodbye Taiwan Boogaloo.
Ah, you see, by "state" he really meant "unincorporated territory" where the residents have no federal voting rights, and US citizenship is at the discretion of Congress.
Oh so, a fiefdom?
What an old name. Since the 1600s everybody prefers "colony".
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What's the closest mainland continental country to Jeffrey Epstein's island, Little St. James?
Oh yeah, it's Venezuela.
It's weird to me that I haven't seen anyone else talk about that.
No, they get lebensbraumed out.
Did he already forget about Canada?
yes, attacking canada dint have the same effect as distraction against iran and south americ. it had the opposite effect of economically damaging part of the us.
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How would the golden dome planning work in this case? Alaska and Hawaii were hard enough to accommodate in the original plan...
Your country will be invaded. You will be declared an illegal immigrant in the place you were born. You will be deported to a third-party nation you have no connection to whatsoever.
The Epstein files are video and audio files. Why haven't we even seen one of those yet, but all sorts of low sized PDFs instead?
Epstein
likely including so many people on it besides trump, likely most billionaires are on it, plus other world leaders to, ceos.
It would mean they're not immigrants at all, merely traveling from one US state to another, no need to cross any border or go through any customs.
You know, I’ve never thought about it before but Venezuela kinda looks a bit like a mildly deformed Africa.
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Republicans: We know the president said 51st state, but what he really meant was territory, you know, like Puerto Rico. We get all the benefits of owning them, they get none of the representation. Just how we like it.
This is exactly why this will never happen. Same reason the US only annexed the sparsely populated portions of Northwest Mexico after the war when they could have conquered the whole country. But gaining thousands of non-white citizens is too odious for white-supremacists to stomach.
Never gonna happen, but if it did why not split it into multiple states? Really cement the democratic advantage
He can feel the dying of the light and is now fully into his legacy shopping phase .
They were illegal when they got here, so they are still illegal. They have to go back to their own country, and re-enter the US properly.
Of course, when they get there and find out their own country is now a US state, and they can't enter it, there may be some confusion.
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