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We dunking on England again
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Spaff on me minge
Nice try but sex isn't real blud.
We have Heinz in the US. It’s called ketchup. We aren’t dumb enough to buy beans from them and eat it for fucking breakfast.
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Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
I'll remember this for when I'm having the worst sex of my life
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him "I'm on a bleeder mate. You'll have to chuck it up me dumper."
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That's how you know she's classy.
Innit.
One good fart will push me over.
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅
Oi, you about to elect Nigel, bruv.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards "guvna!"
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
It's a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don't worry.
innit?
Thats a poor representation but honestly its a fucking delicacy when done right.
But have you ever actually eaten it? I'm going to say no because you wouldn't be throwing shade otherwise.
It looks exactly like most Indian food, brown goo is nice.
Fucking delicacy.
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Yeah, I'm scrampin ts down
Yeah this is definitely getting eaten.
Would
Someone at Heinz is a genius
TALLY HO!
I say, would you mind terribly if I asked you to deposit your vital essence deep inside one's bung? I think it would be rather a lark!
This one seems authentic.
In her usual U.S. Pacific North-West accent: "I... don't know where that came from."
Barac Obama is SCARED of me, because I don't hoard knowledge and I spit it for free
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With gusto.
Bloody 'ell sis, your snatch is sound as a pound and your tits are soft as bubble and squeak!
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