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Same way we decide which animals to eat and which to pet I guess
No no no. I would eat a cow. But I would also pet a cow.
I guess it depends if it's alive or dead.
Pet the bovine cadaver coward.
Mmm, beef patty.
oh hey a cute living cow pat pat
dissociates
oh hey a yummy looking dead cow
Living cow: i pets moo cow
Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow
A living cow: pet pet -
With my axe!
Then dead cow: yummy looking beef steak.
They were all alive at some point
First one, then the other! The order is important...
There are no animals I wouldn't eat or pet
What about a scorpion?
They're really unpleasant to eat - much like a tarantula they're basically all exoskeleton and that makes them a bit like chewing a big mouth full of fried peanut shells. But flavor-wise the meat is actually pretty tasty!
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Pet/food decisions are mostly based on carnivore/herbivore type. Eating carnivorous animals poisons us over time, among other issues. Video about it: Why Predator Meat is Literally Poison (It's Not What You Think)
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^ my joke but better
Mermaids are the apex predator & rule the seas - none of the critters are friends, just captive slaves that try their best not to piss her off.
And that's why a little murmaider is ok.
\m/
Wow you had so many of these ready to go 👀
Seems like, somehow, people have spent a lot of time thinking about Ariel's tits. Perhaps science can tell us one day why.
Buncha hebephiles apparently, because Ariel is forever 16.
Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so...
How else do you think they stay on?
Totally. She picks the best kissers.
breast kissers
All right boys, party's over
Clearly her bra are her closest friends.
Meanwhile, I just want to see bunny Armok.
A bra can be a friend.
The closest of friends.
Those claims ain't surviving their adductor muscles being severed
I’m assuming the same way we decide which animals are okay to eat or not - arbitrarily and by culture. For example, maybe some Pacific tribes of mermaids might be fine using starfish, but Atlantis area that would be considered barbaric, perhaps even with a touch of propaganda saying they use starfish for sexual reasons as well. I love where this is going, I’m gonna go write a controversial AO3 fiction about a Pacific mermaid fighting against Atlantic racism, but secretly in a degrading race-play relationship.
This is Indian Oceanic Mertribe erasure!
Ok, now tell me how do I decide which animals to suck my nipples?
Alive: friends. Dead: clothes.
Well, obviously her bosom buddies are her friends! They just clam and do their job.
Edit: when you think about it though, do you really want a couple of clams in charge of guarding your titties?
Maybe the ones she uses as bra are her very best friends?
The person who wrote this is in the very small minority of people (of all genders) who don't think boobs are awesome.
And even then, how is being her bra not being a friend? Bad bras that cause all sorts of issues and discomfort is such a common thing that any bra that doesn't should automatically be seen as a friend.
She is like a hermit crab, using only the discarded shells as her cycle progresses.
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I'm not sure there's a way to do that without being shellfish.
Bra ones got game
How do we?
¿Por que no los dos?
Pure aesthetics.
Lifes real questions
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