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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/67674748

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45976558

Moar overtime, you lazy serfs!

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[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 144 points 1 month ago

“I enjoy thinking about business things on the weekends,” the 61-year-old admitted. “I do emails, and I read my papers and all of that. Do I feel that that is a big pressure? No … I enjoy doing that. So I don’t feel I need to think about how I balance my life.”

His advice for anyone who lives for the weekend? “I think the advice here is to take some time to think about what you like doing,” he added. “Don’t do a job that you don’t like, so then you need balance.”

Utterly severed from the reality of the working class.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

I imagine very few of us work a job we actually like doing more than spending time with family and friends. That seems unhealthy by definition, somehow.

[-] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just get a job you like… sure, no problem. What if even getting a job of any kind is hard. Billionaires probably never thought of that.

[-] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 17 points 1 month ago

I do have a job I like. But I still need balance. Because my job isn't reading some mails and reading the fucking papers.
But nothing new from those type of people and it shows yet again why you shouldn't trust their proclamations of how much they "work".

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago

I do actually like my job, but I sure as shit don't give it a single thought when I'm not at work.

[-] gigachad@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

I am so happy I quit my career in academia. Now I just clock out and do the Bob Kelso. Not having to think about work in your free time is a bless

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[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Then he goes on month long vacations leaving the actual people who work to continue working for far worse pay than he claims.

[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 8 points 1 month ago

Shit, why didn't anyone else think of that? It's so simple!

[-] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Or even the reality of anyone who has a real job.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

This, from a guy who has the freedom to pick and choose how he supports whatever lifestlye he wants.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago
[-] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the best thing I have seen in ages

The time for rrrreeeeaaaaaalllll close french haircuts is coming

Just wait till you see our "work ethic" then

How many today?!? Gee, you musta worked ALL DAY

Yes, yes I did

[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 11 points 1 month ago

It's got that Chris Hansen lean...

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[-] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 53 points 1 month ago

Iñaki Ereño

Is his name. Why that information is paywalled?

As if we can afford JavaScript in this economy.

Iñaki Ereño Is that dudes name.

[-] testaccount372920@piefed.zip 15 points 1 month ago

CEO of Bupa in case you want to avoid (working for) that company.

[-] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago

Yeah sure but these are the guys who walk around on the floor where the people who actually do the work are currently working and they call that work.

These guys just fucking jerk each other off on golf courses and believe they put in a full days work.

[-] 0li0li@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

My boss brags about never taking any vacation, yet posts pics on LinkedIn of him fishing with other C-levels of the company on a Monday...

[-] MrFinnbean@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Boss came to talk me about how i looked tired yesterday. We talked for some time and he said that i need to look fresher, like he. He told how in reality he was also tired because he was golfing day before and his legs were so sore, but he does not let it show.

[-] baines@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

lmao I would not be able to bite my tongue

[-] 0li0li@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hehe, where I work at, sometimes I bite my tongue so hard I need to see the medic.

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago
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[-] Plum@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

I need to leave on time, you cunt, because I don't have a maid, an au pair, and a personal chef.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago

And you also do actual labor when you're working instead of client lunches and golf.

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

How's being weak bad?

That's the true fallacy being put into our minds here. Some people are strong and some are weaker. I think solidarity is a great thing and we should help each other out.

If some people are not made for working as much we should let them. Leave them be. You work your ass off all you want if you like. Both is fine.

Let people love their own lives and don't judge.

People are born different. We should make a world where everyone can live decently.

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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 1 month ago

There's a typo, work life balance is for the week. The weekend you shouldn't have to balance it because that's life time.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Financial obesity is neurotoxic.

[-] GardenGeek@europe.pub 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

You think these fuckers are giving us cake?

[-] prole 6 points 1 month ago

Kind of the point of the quote really

[-] kevinsky@feddit.nl 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Meanwhile these same cunts spend more time on the golf course and on random yachts than most people do in their own home, also under the guise of "(net)working" obviously, while at the same time mandating a full return to office for the grunts.

Flexibility is a two way street. You want me to be invested in the work in the company, stop posting linkedin stories and find ways to make exactly that actually enticing.

[-] soaringbirdie@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

What a moron

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago

True, it is life balance.

Work is always secondary.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

He isn't wrong though, if i got paid 8 or 9 figures or more per year in euro/usd i wouldn't mind working 8 days a week.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 14 points 1 month ago

Sure. But don't forget this cunt thinks work is going golfing, calling his secretary to get more coffee, or go to expensive dinners.

[-] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

Don't forget going to gym with his kids, replying email, and gasp, reading news.

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[-] bufalo1973@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Work to live, don't live to work.

[-] axum 9 points 1 month ago

Bupa is a British multinational health insurance and healthcare company

Maybe he should reflect on what happened at United Healthcare

[-] rayyy@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

The message is clear - "Be strong and throw yourself off a cliff for your overlords".

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Lol. Ok. Slave away instead of living. Cause that makes sense to be your life objective...

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No one needs the validation of a billionaire.

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Hahaha, proudly telling everyone you don't have your life priorities straight, and so old you'll probably die thinking: I was right all along, I'm dying now but at least I had all this wealth and power.

[-] dejova281@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

“For the weak” more like for those of us who don’t have a love of money that we’re totally devoted to?

[-] RockBottom@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Technically just being employees, CEOs only job is saying what shareholders want.

[-] Jaybird@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

... or the happy...

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