Don't worry, the Yanks hate each other so much, they will turn on each other long before Canada ever does

We actually like each other and know how good we have it

Stay strong hosers

$7,003

This is the correct answer!

All you "Extra ripe" mofos terrify me,

Isn't it like eating sweet gooey, undercooked eggs or something...

gag

i disagree, the "straight man" angle makes it even better

like bunny KNEW this was coming, even funnier imo

very funny and relatable, thank you!

not enough fodder

....maybe it's his Mexican friend, ya bunch of racists

j/k, fuk organized religion, esp the abrahamic ones, misogynistic af

why would anyone be offended by an adorable cartoon nurse girl w cat ears

Well, that's creepy af

There are dozens of us, dozens!

It wasnt an accusation, merely saying that these things are possible

Noting you didnt comment on the "bad" article part

lolz

Smart people can write bad articles, and sometimes they even get paid to do it

Sometimes they even do it ON PURPOSE, to undermine democracies