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Nah, i wouln't look cool carrying a man in my back
Hey everybody, this guy is a horse!
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
I have horses, they definitely don't pee lemonade.
But seriously, guys. If you want a ride that actually gets women interested ... this is it.
It's a one in a million woman who cares about your pickup truck or your sports car. But, like 70% of women will want to pet the pony.
You’ll attract horse girls and remain poor for life. Holy fuck are horses a money suck.
Have you tried not being poor? I heard it helps
One way I’ve heard to become a millionaire is to be a multimillionaire and meet a horse girl.
You could be the guy the horse girl marries to make dad mad.
But you have to remember, you'll always be her second favorite. The horse comes first.
Third. Daddy's money comes before you as well, I've heard.
Not all horse girls have 'daddy's money'.
Sometimes, that's what they're looking for from you.
In that case you still come after daddy's money, but you're daddy.
Well, she comes first or you’re not invited anymore
Sir, this is a horse.
~~Looks like AI slop~~ edit: turns out it's real
Source it
^ I still stand by this
Its a well known picture of Subcomandante Marcos.
Heres an article feom 2008 with a low res version of the picture
Thank you
NP
It kinda sucks how AI now makes us doubt everything
No, haven't you heard? Literally everything is AI, just like literally no story told on the internet ever happened.
Subcomandante is an Anarchist icon!
Fine, but who can afford a damn horse?
Unrealistic though because most people who ride horses aren't as cool as Subcomandante Marcos
A good point
Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside
Fuck your Subaru I’ve got a horse outside
And fuck your Mitsubishi I’ve a horse outside
If you’re looking for a ride, I’ve a horse outside
A bit much bling bling.
Smoking a pipe through the mask, not sure if it's for extra filtering or what
Ni!
....I know I look cool in both my F150 and my mustang
Have you met our Lord and Saviour, Coyote V8?
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2026
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