Well that’s what happens when you leave it out in the sun

Or a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala

That’s atheism?

Captain Planet, he’s a hero

The option is locked behind a paywall and only billionaires can afford the subscription

My chronically untidy brain cannot come to terms with the fact that in order to maintain a clean house, the items used for daily cleaning must also be regularly cleaned. Like what the very fuck

Watt are you talking about

They don’t think we’re incompetent cats. They know we’re incompetent humans.

Fuck me I thought you meant Ronald McDonald for a minute there

How girl get pargenate

Slaps roof of curtains

…and it’s compiled