The thing is dirty so I clean it with another thing, but if the cleaning thing is dirty then the dirty thing won’t get clean, so have to use a clean cleaner to clean the dirt off the dirty thing. Now the dirty thing is clean and the cleaner is dirty so the dirty cleaner must be cleaned before cleaning more dirty things so I must clean the cleaner with a clean thing because if the cleaner cleaner is dirty then the dirty cleaner won’t get clean but I don’t have any clean cleaner cleaners they’re all dirty from cleaning so I’ll have to clean a dirty cleaner cleaners to cleaner I used to clean the dirty dirt in clean the clean dirt dirty clean the not dirt cleanly thing is clean the dirty and then the do the dirt clen thing is dir th cla Im is thing dit cleany dirt my is no canly di c t al t cl t c

My chronically untidy brain cannot come to terms with the fact that in order to maintain a clean house, the items used for daily cleaning must also be regularly cleaned. Like what the very fuck

Watt are you talking about

They don’t think we’re incompetent cats. They know we’re incompetent humans.

Fuck me I thought you meant Ronald McDonald for a minute there

How girl get pargenate

Slaps roof of curtains

Afaik he never labelled his sexuality himself, but had both male and female partners.

…and it’s compiled

I think this a fantastic idea. Somebody get him a trowel and mortar quick before he changes his mind.

YA BASIC

It was captivating!