By get prangant

And apparently rabbits can see up their own butthole. Kinda useful ngl

I’m pretty sure it was just a shop in Lancashire

Y’areet

Reet. Bit wam innit?

Aye too ot owdlad.

Still, rain tomorrer the sayin

Oh aye? Could do wi a bit o rain eh. Owt else, or e ga thebythin?

Yip b’reet. Oh ey up gis twenny benson lad an all. Ta.

Ta much, mind ow yer go now

Meh. The coincidence here is that Sweden is a 6 letter word that happens to share its last three letters with the first three of another country. Fair enough, but the latter fact is a tautology and would be true for any word starting with DEN.

No, you may not have any fun.

Well that’s what happens when you leave it out in the sun

Or a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala

Captain Planet, he’s a hero

The option is locked behind a paywall and only billionaires can afford the subscription

My chronically untidy brain cannot come to terms with the fact that in order to maintain a clean house, the items used for daily cleaning must also be regularly cleaned. Like what the very fuck

Fuck me I thought you meant Ronald McDonald for a minute there

How girl get pargenate

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