When I went to Montreal, I'm not exaggerating when I say that every single service worker I interacted with opened with "Bonjour, hello!" You would only have to fuck that up once if you didn't realize what was happening there.
Je ne pas parle francaise.
Mon franchaise tres mal.
Great fishing in Keebec.
I loves fishing in Kwee-bec!
I still can't quite accept that the French for "what" is literally "what is it that"
But that sentence literally translates to “What is it that I can offer you?” That’s just normal English albeit a bit verbose.
There are shorter ways but that's the more formal version, you can also use "que" pretty much any time you could use "qu'est-ce que".
What is quoi. For "what is that?" we say "C'est quoi?", which translates to "This is what?".
Muchos merci, freund
Probablement qu'il parle de "Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça?" Ou "Quessé ça" en français amélioré
Le Jig est dessus. Mon français est parlant surtout. J'ai difficilement ecriter le Français parse que je apprendant actuellement. Alors, nous utilisons "Quesse ça" rarement en mon region. Desole mon ecrivant est merde.
I went to Paris once, and despite everything I had heard my whole life, if you start off with a Bonjour and end with a Merci, in between, the locals are almost all perfectly happy to speak English with you.
I’m sure I say these things with a thick American accent so they all know not to continue too much further in French.
I only know enough French to start bar fights in Montreal, which gets awkward because the folks involved are generally better at bar fights than I am.
Regardless, I'm convinced there is nothing in this world more satisfying than a hearty "TabarNAK" at just the right moment. Fuck's a great word, but there's just something about those extra two syllables and the emphasis at the end that fills me with joy.
I'm french and I fucking love the sacres. It is my personal opinion that my countrymen mock québécois and its accents because they're jealous of the funny expressions and the way they can seamlessly slip some English words in any sentence with an impeccable accent.
I’m convinced there is nothing in this world more satisfying than a hearty “TabarNAK” at just the right moment
CaaAAAAaalice
Idk, I also really like when they chain them all together. Tabarnak de calice d'ostie de saint ciboire
<3
I personally rank it slightly below Tabarnak, but it's still an S-tier cuss. It does have the hissing sound going for it if you emphasize the end, which I quite like.
When I went to France after taking French in high school I tried speaking French to various people and they usually responded to me in English. That's certainly one way to say "your French is shit."
My pronunciation is pretty good. Comprehension not so much. And when I try this, I usually get hit woth the fastest French ever, as if I was a native speaker.
I'm not familiar with the "jig is up" saying. Someone mind explaining it?
A "jig" is afast lively dance, usually somewhat comical in appearance.
Because jigs were often performed as comic interludes or sketches at the end of plays, the word "jig" started to mean a a piece of entertainment or a "performance."
Eventually, slang-users in Elizabethan England started using "jig" to mean a clever trick or a "con." If you were "playing a jig" on someone, you were fooling them.
"Up" means that the "time for the performance is up" or concluded. The most common way we use "up" to mean finished is in relation to time. When a clock runs out, the time is "up."
Imagine a cup being filled with water. When it reaches the brim (the top), it is full; it can’t take anymore. In the same way, when a situation or a "jig" (a trick) reaches its limit of time or tolerance, it is "up" at the brim.
In English, we often add "up" to verbs to show that an action is finished 100%. This is known as a "completive particle" in the study of language.
Thanks for asking, it have been quite confusing. Like hello, hello, what can I get you, ouch busted ... 😁
A swede in France.
It means something to the effect of "I've been caught in a lie and can't keep up the act anymore"
The meaning behind the idiom is that "jig" is an old term for a trick, so you're no longer fooling the person.
I thought it was "jig" like the dance, so the metaphorical dance is over
It actually does originate from that! But "jig" meaning "trick" is slang.
Seems it's one of those definitions that only survives in a idiom:
The extended sense "piece of sport, trick" (1590s), survives mainly in the phrase the jig is up (attested by 1777 as the jig is over).
Huh, you're right. I checked the OED online (it's a subscription thing through my library, here's the link the OED "cite" button gives, let's see if it's paywalled: Oxford English Dictionary, “jig (n.1), sense 5,” December 2025, https://doi.org/10.1093/OED/1036112357.)
edit: well, I'm not a fan of that. Here's what it says, minus the examples
A piece of sport, a joke; a jesting matter, a trifle; a sportive trick or cheat. the jig is up (or the jig is over) = ‘the game is up’, it is all over. Now dialect or slang.
No dice, paywalled
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that's a shame. I've edited the text into my comment above.
Try leading with "Hello-Bongjoor", they'll understand.
I worked for a year in the entertainment department on Queen Mary 2. On one voyage there was one French family who were very pleasant. So I attempted to be a Good Employee greeted them at the door of the theatre one evening with a cheery "Bon soir!", as per my GCSE French.
The following seconds were exceptionally awkward, as I had no idea what they replied with.
I learned a lesson that day.
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