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Late Bloomer (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 months ago by Beep@lemmus.org to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] Sumocat@lemmy.world 161 points 2 months ago

I blame the parents. That baby broke a table leg with his head, and his dad is like, “maybe he’s just a late bloomer.” No, dude, that’s an undiagnosed concussion inflicted on a soft skulled baby — that’s brain damage.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago

What are you going to do about it? Every baby gets those.

[-] Javi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

That's actually why the dad believes the baby is a late bloomer; It took him this long to get a concussion? He's practically a toddler now!

[-] SilverCode@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I mean, I couldn't even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.

I like turtles 🐢

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

Actually the kid is clearly superhuman and the parents failed to recognize it. No way a human baby could break a solid table leg.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And this is what you get when you buy the cheapest table!

[-] r3g3n3x@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Plasticity. Otherwise every one in the human race would be soft lobotomized before 3.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 81 points 2 months ago
[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 41 points 2 months ago

Just wait until the next time the groundskeeper comes by with his lawnmower.

[-] stray@pawb.social 79 points 2 months ago

Hope bro had an enjoyable life despite his judgy-ass parents.

[-] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 71 points 2 months ago

Capitalist propaganda posting is worse than horny posting.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 60 points 2 months ago

Evidence this man is a failure:

Can break tables with his soft infantile head

Cannot ride bike

Can do weed

Has a job

Rip, bozo. What a fucking idiot

[-] restingOface@quokk.au 15 points 2 months ago
[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago

Oh god I didn't notice. Actually irredeemable

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

It's saved by Castle Rat, obviously.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 59 points 2 months ago

Traumatic Brain Injury IS a thing.

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

???
Judgmental ass comic lol

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Those parents clearly never "bloomed" either. A baby shouldn't have been able to destroy a table leg unless it was completely rotted out. The bike tire must have been already bent. Falling off of it in the middle a field doesn't twist up the front wheel like that. It looks like the front wheel failed and the kid was ejected forward.

That poor kid grew up in a dangerous household with neglectful parents.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

How can a completely rotted out baby break a table leg?

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well most depictions of zombies do show them with superhuman strength.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

when the core has nothing inside it, the abs flex inwards instead of doing what they're supposed to. that was a fun thing to learn.

[-] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 months ago

Bloomer humor

[-] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 39 points 2 months ago

It's like what happens when parents don't teach their kid and expect them to just know everything.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 months ago

A "late bloomer" can live a perfectly happy and fulfilling life if you just support and believe in them the same as you would a bright kid.

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 months ago

“Maybe your only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others”

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

Plot Twist: The parents were killed in a car accident on the way home from the hospital with their new son. While he survived, miraculously uninjured, and was adopted out, the parents became ghosts, unseen, hovering over him for the rest of his life ... to reunite only at the end.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Would make sense except they have different clothes and get grey hair

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Ghost fashions are mysterious to us living people.

[-] oldscratchXV@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Gee, thanks. As if I didn't feel bad enough about my life already./s

[-] Entertainmeonly 15 points 2 months ago
[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 30 points 2 months ago

He was an early doomer.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago

The fuck is this supposed to mean?

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I think it's just a play on the word "bloom" as the flowers bloom after he's dead as opposed to being someone that "bloomed" in life

[-] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

pro suicide propaganda

[-] TheFrirish@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 11 points 2 months ago

I like this is neither edgy nor funny.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] kshade@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

There's flowers blooming on the grave in the last panel.

[-] Star 2 points 2 months ago

Funny how many people overlook that :)

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thanks! That's quite funny, actually

[-] Beep@lemmus.org 8 points 2 months ago

Neither did they...

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2026
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